You missed out King of the spammers,
was that as in
Now I'm the king of the spammers, a forum VIP
they made me a mod and I had to stop
And that's what bothering me
I want to be a moose, BSM, and just f*** arround
And be just like those other members
I'm tired of moderating around
Now don't try to kid me, BSM, I'll make a deal with you
What I'd delight is to talk some s***e to make my dreams come true
So give me the secret, BSM, clue me what to do
Give me a shower of your google power so I can be like you
Ooh-bi-doo, I wan'na be like you
I want to post like you, be the most like you, too
You see it's true, an snake like me
Can learn to be like you, too