WCMUT..... 07:05 this morning - currently staying at my youngest son's house...... heard a screach of brakes, a sound of metal on metal.... looked out the bedroom window and saw the sight of the neighbour's t-rag son being chased by his even worse t-rag father. Seems the son has lost control of his Focus ST as he swung into the drive and rammed his father's (pride and joy, immaculate, 6 month old) Audi Q7! Heavy damage to both.
I do not, by nature, do the schadenfreude thing, but for this arrogant, jumped up, self serving, 'entitled', indulgent bunch of tw@ts - I am in heaven.
I was tempted to take a J Cloth and some T-Cut out to do the good neighbour thing but someone must have called Plod and so I resisted. No point in adding to their family moment....
My son went out for a looksee and 2 hours later he still has his Cheshire Cat grin.
Both cars have been collected and transported - awesome service in a Somerset village on a Sunday morning!
To make me smile more..... after an overcast daybreak, the sun is breaking out.....
Fry up and a wander down to the cricket club to watch my son and his mates get the pitch ready for today's game...... bar opens at noon, they do a super pint of Guinness but, to spoil a great day, I am still on a no booze regime due to my meds....