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Yeah, that was my favourite.Horse back riding
But tuna fish and also cod fish always get me. I keep wondering if there exists a tuna that isn't a fish.
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But tuna fish and also cod fish always get me. I keep wondering if there exists a tuna that isn't a fish.
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Tuna the day?
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Sheila shows up to work one day, in tears and looking for comfort.
The only person in the office that morning is John, not ideal, but Sheila carries on anyway. She relays her story to him:
"I left for work this morning, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with the neighbour's daughter!
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months. We've been married for 10 years and I love him, but he won't go to counseling, and I don't know what to do!"
John waits patiently for her to finish, ponders his response for a few moments, and replies, "A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors."
The only person in the office that morning is John, not ideal, but Sheila carries on anyway. She relays her story to him:
"I left for work this morning, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with the neighbour's daughter!
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months. We've been married for 10 years and I love him, but he won't go to counseling, and I don't know what to do!"
John waits patiently for her to finish, ponders his response for a few moments, and replies, "A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors."
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A drummer had 3 daughters, all named Anna. When he was asked how he differentiated between them, he said, "Oh, that's easy!" and pointing to them in turn, he said "Anna One. Anna Two. Anna One, Two, Three, Four."
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