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My wife was away for a week and I had to ask on Facebook if to was ALWAYS wrong to eat pizza in the bath!
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If you have a separate shower cubical, and the shower head is on a flexible line, you've solved the problem...It's not wrong, but plates are easier to wash up.
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The risk of contaminating the pizza with bath water far outweigh the consequences of contaminating the bathwater with pizza.
As for the earlier wine box... When I was "drinking", I used to debox the bag, snip off a corner and suck on it like an 800813.
As for the earlier wine box... When I was "drinking", I used to debox the bag, snip off a corner and suck on it like an 800813.
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not so much with Pizza - but if you're eating a properly ripe Mango, then the bath's definitely the best option...
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Three aspiring psychiatrists Eric, Peter and Murphy were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said Eric.
"And the opposite of depression?" "Elation," said Peter.
"And you sir," he said to the young man from Limerick, "How about the opposite of woe?"
Murphy replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up."
"Sadness," said Eric.
"And the opposite of depression?" "Elation," said Peter.
"And you sir," he said to the young man from Limerick, "How about the opposite of woe?"
Murphy replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up."
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During the 70's, New Scientist published the most likely Russian targets etc. It suggested that the Russians planned to explode a 30 Megaton nuclear weapon 300ft above Staverton Airport which would destroy almost all of Cheltenham and Gloucester. As I live on the Airport side of Cheltenham, I assume it will be over very quickly so nothing to prepare. I have not worried about it since.
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When needed, my preparation for a nuclear attack is very simple. Remove all my clothing, sit in my most comfortable armchair with my legs apart to their fullest extent and kiss my a**e goodbye.
I’m impressed with your flexibility!!
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Pass the mind-bleach please!
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Perhaps I should explain that I would only get into that position for a nuclear attack, as my chances of recovering from it and returning to any semblance of a vertical stance are somewhere between zero and infinite.
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My avatar is the cap badge of Trident Tankers, with whom I sailed for some 10 years as a Lecky (Electrical Officer), which could, or perhaps, should, explain my sense of humour.Pass the mind-bleach please!
