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There you go, your very own room....I shall bow out now :D
 
thanks bawse
 
Did I just stumble into an alternate reality? :lol:
 
MWHCVT said:
It shows how long it is since you've been to the cinema :suspect:
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well jon only wanted a tenner to go missing when him and yv came to branscombe :lol: ( I suspect his real intention was to go to the pub and check out the branscombe brewery ale)


MWHCVT said:
He really is :shake:
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you have taught be well yoda
 
big soft moose said:
well jon only wanted a tenner to go missing when him and yv came to branscombe :lol: ( I suspect his real intention was to go to the pub and check out the branscombe brewery ale)

you have taught be well yoda
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Ah you well learn you did :D but not quick enough as you've has time on the naughty step before now :naughty:
 
The bad teaching the bad springs to mind:D
 
no she's just worried you might get stuck if you go on your own
 
MWHCVT said:
Ah you well learn you did :D but not quick enough as you've has time on the naughty step before now :naughty:
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Yes turn to the dark side did I , aggression and anger the better of me got - but your teachings saved me did they and turned me back to the light side of the farce
 
Cg_Girl said:
:D:D Innocent remember
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yep sweet and innocent, that's you (that's why predators like matt and chris are drawn to the idea of corrupting you - I of course by contrast am a saintly knight errant, and have only the most honourable intentions)
 
big soft moose said:
yep sweet and innocent, that's you (that's why predators like matt and chris are drawn to the idea of corrupting you - I of course by contrast am a saintly knight errant, and have only the most honourable intentions)
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I am now waiting for Matt to say 'Innocent my arse' lol:lol::lol:
 
big soft moose said:
no she's just worried you might get stuck if you go on your own
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I've done never got stuck in no tunnel before :D I did nearly get stuck in a turnstile at murryfield :eek:

big soft moose said:
Yes turn to the dark side did I , aggression and anger the better of me got - but your teachings saved me did they and turned me back to the light side of the farce
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That you did :D

Cg_Girl said:
:D:D Innocent remember
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Don't worry sweetie I'll look after you in the tunnel :hug2:
 
i'm not sure if that smiley is reassuring or creepy
 
this :hug2:

is it a reassuring 'i'll look after you sweetie' message , or is it saying "i'm going to creep up and jump on you when you least expect it" :lol:
 
big soft moose said:
this :hug2:

is it a reassuring 'i'll look after you sweetie' message , or is it saying "i'm going to creep up and jump on you when you least expect it" :lol:
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Hahaha that made me laugh out loud properly:lol::lol:

If you happen to be over this way too maybe he'll creep up on you too;)
 
big soft moose said:
this :hug2:

is it a reassuring 'i'll look after you sweetie' message , or is it saying "i'm going to creep up and jump on you when you least expect it" :lol:
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I'll have you know I was dragged up proppa like I'd never jump on a woman...well unless.......no that's private time thoughts :suspect:
 
big soft moose said:
didn't they teach you not to go to dogging sites :lol:
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Mate I was born and raised in a rugby club I'm used to much worse than dogging....what's wrong with dogging anyway other than it poses a serious and present risk to the integrity of your synchromesh
 
well speaking as a site manager the main problem with it is all the used condoms and other less pleasant apparel (latex gloves with crap on the fingers for example) that gets left behind for my minions to clear up.
 
MWHCVT said:
Mate I was born and raised in a rugby club I'm used to much worse than dogging....what's wrong with dogging anyway other than it poses a serious and present risk to the integrity of your synchromesh
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Now the truth is coming out:lol::lol:
 
big soft moose said:
well speaking as a site manager the main problem with it is all the used condoms and other less pleasant apparel (latex gloves with crap on the fingers for example) that gets left behind for my minions to clear up.
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You know that tone....you've successfully lowered it again buddy :puke: interesting that you now admit to being a dogging site manager though :thumbs:
 
Cg_Girl said:
Now the truth is coming out:lol::lol:
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Hey it was you that was asking for the postcode to it...when I say asking some might have classed what you were doing as begging ;)
 
Cg_Girl said:
now someone says dare then i have too, but when pops is out of the room:lol:
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Well if you've clicked you should be about at the end was that good for your sweetie :D
 
MWHCVT said:
You know that tone....you've successfully lowered it again buddy :puke: interesting that you now admit to being a dogging site manager though :thumbs:
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I don't manage it for dogging you deviant - indeed wandering round taking photos of their car number plates does tend to empty the car park pretty fast. :D

to be honest if that's how they want to get their kicks, then I've no problem with it per se - but why can't they take their litter home with them ?
 
MWHCVT said:
Well if you've clicked you should be about at the end was that good for your sweetie :D
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I darent yet! Pops is in the room and i have no idea what i am going to be faced with:lol::lol:
 
Its a song about dogging - I'm sure poppy won't be traumatised, indeed you might want to have a teenager on hand to explain all the references , what with you being sweet and innocent and as pure as the driven snow etc
 
big soft moose said:
I don't manage it for dogging you deviant - indeed wandering round taking photos of their car number plates does tend to empty the car park pretty fast. :D

to be honest if that's how they want to get their kicks, then I've no problem with it per se - but why can't they take their litter home with them ?
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This is true there should take there crap away with them, I never leave rubbish on location unless there is a reason...such as there is a dark deep hole in northyorkshire where till the end of time there is likely going to be one of my light sabres thankfully not one of my £100 plus ones :)

Cg_Girl said:
I darent yet! Pops is in the room and i have no idea what i am going to be faced with:lol::lol:
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:D it is most likely Pops safe if I'm honest :thumbs:
 
may be best not to play it to the rat though - you could have some explaining to do when he's singing it in the playground ;)
 
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