Purple Unicorns only eat Giant Hormonal Jaffa Cakes

You want to be a minion now? That can be arranged :lol:
 
I'm guessing this is where we are meant to stay yes! Lol

As for minion hmm well they are teeny so I guess you could be Daddyminion :lol:
 
Cg_Girl said:
I'm guessing this is where we are meant to stay yes! Lol

As for minion hmm well they are teeny so I guess you could be Daddyminion :lol:
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Yes I suspect that we have been put in our place :thinking: :lol:

DaddyMinion :suspect: so I got a mummy minion in trouble did I :) well......that was naughty of me....but then she was a yummy mummy minion :naughty:
 
A yummymummy minion in trouble lots of times considering how many minions are about!... You dirty dirty b****r :lol:
 
Cg_Girl said:
A yummymummy minion in trouble lots of times considering how many minions are about!... You dirty dirty b****r :lol:
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I might be a dirty dirty b****r but I'm still a gentleman at heart :P
 
incidentally unicorns do exist



its just that we call them rhinos
 
Cg_Girl said:
I'm guessing this is where we are meant to stay yes! Lol
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MWHCVT said:
Yes I suspect that we have been put in our place :thinking: :lol:
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does this mean we have to let Chris in too :runaway: - its bad enough with matt playing gooseberry, without a slippery member trying to have his evil way with T on the couch as well :'(

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big soft moose said:
does this mean we have to let Chris in too :runaway: - its bad enough with matt playing gooseberry, without a slippery member trying to have his evil way with T on the couch as well
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Well I'm just getting ready to really kick the spammage up for the evening :D with a cool new title for the thread :D
 
oh oh Marcy left the keys with you did he ? :eek: i'm going to have to have words with mr kemp about his lack of judgement :lol:
 
big soft moose said:
oh oh Marcy left the keys with you did he ? :eek: i'm going to have to have words with mr kemp about his lack of judgement :lol:
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I has the keys to this one and were having a lock in to night :woot: :woot: it's the sound of the :police:
 
okay , you're round :lol:
 
who said anything about booze ? ( I should have known the misspelling would go under your radar)
 
Cg_Girl said:
A yummymummy minion in trouble lots of times considering how many minions are about!...:
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minions multiply by bilateral fission - they don't have minion nookie ;)
 
Well I'm on my phone so can't see the title but at a guess that is giant hormonal Jaffa cakes? :lol:
 
Cg_Girl said:
Well I'm on my phone so can't see the title but at a guess that is giant hormonal Jaffa cakes? :lol:
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'purple unicorns only eat giant hormonal Jaffa cakes'

(clearly matt has been at the magic mushrooms again)
 
big soft moose said:
minions multiply by bilateral fission - they don't have minion nookie ;)
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I fissioned her brains out :D she said it was the best fission of her life....well except when she did it herself :suspect:

Cg_Girl said:
Well I'm on my phone so can't see the title but at a guess that is giant hormonal Jaffa cakes? :lol:
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More than just something that simple :P
 
MWHCVT said:
I fissioned her brains out :D she said it was the best fission of her life....well except when she did it herself :suspect:
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did you use your fission rod ?
 
he had fission chips afterwards as well ;) and asked them to batter his sausage
 
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he's going to show you when he takes you up the tunnels ;) - apparently it glows lots of different colours and the end spins round if you press the knob :suspect:
 
Mind you , if you think his rod is interesting you should see my balls - they're an impressive size and glow red , and that's not to mention the blue flashing ;)
 
if we organise things right you could see both at the same time... that would make it a night for you to remember ;)
 
big soft moose said:
he's going to show you when he takes you up the tunnels ;) - apparently it glows lots of different colours and the end spins round if you press the knob :suspect:
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It glows seven different colours and is battery operated but you've got to operate it yourself you have to do the spinning and tricks :D
 
Gotta go do something constructive...try not to get the thread locked while I'm away :D

big soft moose said:
Mind you , if you think his rod is interesting you should see my balls - they're an impressive size and glow red , and that's not to mention the blue flashing ;)
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I think what P is suggesting matt is he'd like to go dogging with you too and play with toys ;-)
 
no T I'm suggesting a threesome with you as well ;) (although matt may get side tracked by setting fire to stuff and whirling it round his head... leaving us to explore the tunnels )

after all we both know that you can't wait to get your hands on my equipment again ;)
 
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Cg_Girl said:
I think what P is suggesting matt is he'd like to go dogging with you too and play with toys ;-)
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big soft moose said:
no T I'm suggesting a threesome with you as well ;) (although matt may get side tracked by setting fire to stuff and whirling it round his head... leaving us to explore the tunnels )

after all we both know that you can't wait to get your hands on my equipment again ;)
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Literally what the hell...I'm gone for a few minutes to cut some chips and put some stuff in the oven and I'm not involved in a threesome in a dark secret tunnel location
 
It's all Ts fault, she just so demanding that I doubt one of us can satisfy all her needs alone.

she reckons perfection would being able to play with my equipment all night while also seeing what you get up to. ( I suppose we should think ourselves lucky that she doesn't want chris to join in as well)
 
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