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It's all Ts fault, she just so demanding that I doubt one of us can satisfy all her needs alone.

she reckons perfection would being able to play with my equipment all night while also seeing what you get up to. ( I suppose we should think ourselves lucky that she doesn't want chris to join in as well)

Slippery pink members and fire don't really mix well :suspect: and with his habits of blind folding lasses and chucking them in his van do we really want to encourage him to a deep dark tunnel too :D
 
Slippery pink members and fire don't really mix well :suspect: and with his habits of blind folding lasses and chucking them in his van do we really want to encourage him to a deep dark tunnel too :D

True - although I bet he's got an encyclopedic knowledge of deserted parking areas easily reached from the motorway network. We could learn much from him (most of it incriminating)
 

What's up sweetpea :D

True - although I bet he's got an encyclopedic knowledge of deserted parking areas easily reached from the motorway network. We could learn much from him (most of it incriminating)

Oh yeah that would be the little black book of his...he has put it in a A-Z dust cover but it's a seriously special list of tourist locations ;) I've heard rumours
 
See when i blame you boys (and rightly so) you get mad... yet i seem to be getting the blame here.... well from P anyway:bat:
 
See when i blame you boys (and rightly so) you get mad... yet i seem to be getting the blame here.... well from P anyway:bat:

I've never got mad at a woman in my life :D
 
well from P anyway:bat:

I dunno what you mean T , I clearly remember you saying it would be really good if we could all get together one night because you wanted a combination of my sizeable equipment, and matts unusual expertise :lol:
 
I dunno what you mean T , I clearly remember you saying it would be really good if we could all get together one night because you wanted a combination of my sizeable equipment, and matts unusual expertise :lol:

yes i said that bit.... you have elaborated the rest!... :D
 
i'm just helping you express yourself T - you won't get a meg moment if you are too shy to tell us what you want ;)
 
yeah we all know you aren't that shy ;)
 
You cheeky b****r i was talking about you supposedly helping me out!

I'll look after you don't worry I'm a super hero I have the power to spin fire and if that doesn't work I can always get out my super light sabre and paint the love back into the tunnel :D
 
there you go T a super hero (megamatt :lol: ) and a tarnished knight to remember - you just sort out the child care , and we'll do the rest ;)
 
MegaMatt and tarnishedmoose chinese after the fun :D

if you haven't gone short haired by then tie it up or wear a hoody , we don't want matt setting fire to you be accident
 
Arghhhhh hairband at the ready and hat hoody etc etc.. could you imagine how quick that lot would go up.....woosh!
 
don't worry T I won't hesitate to throw my drink over you should the worst happen ;) :lol:
 
T(ea) is hot and wet all the time matt - try to keep up
 
T(ea) is hot and wet all the time matt - try to keep up

I'm increasingly worried about you Pete....you know that the judge said if he catches you installing spy cameras again you'll do time in the clink
 
I wonder how many creep in here and think, gheez are they serious in there and run back out again!..:lol:

Btw P you forgot sweet too:D
 
I'm increasingly worried about you Pete....you know that the judge said if he catches you installing spy cameras again you'll do time in the clink

you're confusing me with Chris, mate , I've never been caught done anything of the sort.

any way its self evident that T(ea) is hot, wet, and sweet - all you've got to do is take a big mouthful.
 
I wonder how many creep in here and think, gheez are they serious in there and run back out again!..:lol:

Btw P you forgot sweet too:D

I too wonder the same we maybe look a little mad from the outside but then it's only a little bit of fun....life's too short for not having fun..also have bad boys 2 on is it wrong I'm waiting for a certain scene :D "reggie"
 
you're confusing me with Chris, mate , I've never been caught done anything of the sort.

any way its self evident that T(ea) is hot, wet, and sweet - all you've got to do is take a big mouthful.

Oh yeah :D but I do like a whipped cream cake with my T(ea) :naughty:
 
Trace is partial to a cream horn too ive heard
 
Who isn't partial to a cream cake.. you boys just have to see filth in it lol:p
 
Who isn't partial to a cream cake.. you boys just have to see filth in it lol:p

I don't actually well not until a particular PM I received about 18 months ago :lol:
 
she told me she wanted one that was oozing thick gloopy cream from the end, so she'd have to lick it off before putting it in her mouth. ( I was shocked , I thought she was such a sweet an innocent young thing too)
 
she told me she wanted one that was oozing thick gloopy cream from the end, so she'd have to lick it off before putting it in her mouth. ( I was shocked , I thought she was such a sweet an innocent young thing too)

:puke: say whaaaaaaaat.........
 
she told me she wanted one that was oozing thick gloopy cream from the end, so she'd have to lick it off before putting it in her mouth. ( I was shocked , I thought she was such a sweet an innocent young thing too)

I think you have me mixed up with your imagination P:razz:
 
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