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big soft moose said:
may be best not to play it to the rat though - you could have some explaining to do when he's singing it in the playground ;)
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:lol: that would be too funny :D
 
MWHCVT said:
:lol: that would be too funny :D
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I was responsible for my friends little boy learning the new phrase "rancid ****monkey" not that long ago - I said it to his dad in reference to some ******** , the little boy concerned then said it to his mum in reference to one of his friends

and when she had a fit , said " but uncle pete says it all the time"
 
big soft moose said:
I was responsible for my friends little boy learning the new phrase "rancid ****monkey" not that long ago - I said it to his dad in reference to some ******** , the little boy concerned then said it to his mum in reference to one of his friends

and when she had a fit , said " but uncle pete says it all the time"
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Yes I often have to remember when little ears are about as I swear a little too much sometimes :( but then then my first language is swearish
 
she wasn't impressed with my defence that "he'll hear far worse than that at school" and " you don't want him to be all innocent and get bullied for being a prude do you"
 
big soft moose said:
she wasn't impressed with my defence that "he'll hear far worse than that at school" and " you don't want him to be all innocent and get bullied for being a prude do you"
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She clearly needed a dose of "Movicol" :D ask Darrell what happens when your told to take one of those and you decide to take 3 in 10 minutes ;)
 
Cg_Girl said:
That was quite funny and not what i expected!:lol::lol::lol:
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I told you dear...despite my pun, jokes and double entendre I'm actually a gentleman at heart ;)

What were you expecting :D
 
MWHCVT said:
I told you dear...despite my pun, jokes and double entendre I'm actually a gentleman at heart ;)

What were you expecting :D
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Yeah i think you could be actually..;)

I was expecting more crude style crappy rapping. it's bad when you start humming away :lol::lol:
 
MWHCVT said:
I'm actually a gentleman at heart ;)
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Oi - there's only room for one knight errant in this thread, go find you own fair damsel to rescue ;) :rules:

Otherwise I shall have to challenge you to a joust, for the honour of the lady :lol:
 
big soft moose said:
Oi - there's only room for one knight errant in this thread, go find you own fair damsel to rescue ;) :rules:

Otherwise I shall have to challenge you to a joust, for the honour of the lady :lol:
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You are hilarious boy!:lol::lol::lol:
 
big soft moose said:
Oi - there's only room for one knight errant in this thread, go find you own fair damsel to rescue ;) :rules:

Otherwise I shall have to challenge you to a joust, for the honour of the lady :lol:
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Look myself and Chris have already discussed this duelling stuff and come to the conclusion that this pistols at dawn is utter tosh far more polite to do duelling after a decent lunch ;)
 
MWHCVT said:
Look myself and Chris have already discussed this duelling stuff and come to the conclusion that this pistols at dawn is utter tosh far more polite to do duelling after a decent lunch ;)
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That is correct.... tho i do believe me making lunch was mentioned:thinking:
 
Cg_Girl said:
Yeah i think you could be actually..;)

I was expecting more crude style crappy rapping. it's bad when you start humming away :lol::lol:
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:D it's not wrong at all :) did you listen to the cheap flights one :D I love that one too :D
 
Cg_Girl said:
That is correct.... tho i do believe me making lunch was mentioned:thinking:
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I do believe it 'twas and a good lady like your self of course would not see a gentleman defending your honour go into battle on an empty stomach would you :)
 
seems reasonable to me , a joust is clearly an afternoon activity , to give the minions time to build the stands and assemble the crowd etc , we'll have a hog roast so that T doesn't have to cook then she can just sit there looking decorative

you do seem to have the wrong idea on essential details though - like it is I who as a knight in shining white armour will be defending her honour and will have her favours tied to my lance - you are cast in the 'dastardly scoundrel with dishonourable intention to the fair maiden' role, and your armour will clearly be blacker than the devils soul :lol:
 
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big soft moose said:
seems reasonable to me , a joust is clearly an afternoon activity , to give the minions time to build the stands and assemble the crowd etc , we'll have a hog roast so that T doesn't have to cook then she can just sit there looking decorative

you do seem to have the wrong idea on essential details though - like it is I who will be defending her honour and will have her favours tied to my lance - you are cast in the 'dastardly scoundrel with dishonourable intention to the fair maiden' role :lol:
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:lol: :lol: that's alright I wear black most of the time as it is :D

I am liking the sound however of a hog roast :thumbs:
 
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MWHCVT said:
Here you go my dear :naughty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAg0lUYHHFc
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****ity **** is going to be my new word! oh poo it got blocked:(
:D
big soft moose said:
seems reasonable to me , a joust is clearly an afternoon activity , to give the minions time to build the stands and assemble the crowd etc , we'll have a hog roast so that T doesn't have to cook then she can just sit there looking decorative

you do seem to have the wrong idea on essential details though - like it is I who as a knight in shining Tarnished armour will be defending her honour and will have her favours tied to my lance - you are cast in the 'dastardly scoundrel with dishonourable intention to the fair maiden' role, and your armour will clearly be blacker than the devils soul :lol:
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hmmmmm tied? whose being tied!:eek::suspect:
 
Cg_Girl said:
****ity **** is going to be my new word!
:D

hmmmmm tied? whose being tied!:eek::suspect:
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Swearing when used correctly is a truly wonderful addition to the language :D although in hindsight I better add a NSFW to that link :D just incase anyone is silly enough to click it in the office or near kiddywinks
 
Cg_Girl said:
hmmmmm tied? whose being tied!:eek::suspect:
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not like that - at a joust it is usual for the fair maiden who's honour is being fought over to indicate which knight has her favour by giving him a token - usually either a handkerchief or a ribbon from her hair , which she kisses then ties to the lance.

Clearly despite my tarnish I should have the favour as my intentions are pure and honourable , and I've not besmirched your good name by offering to take you dogging.

Sir Matthew of Spamalot on the other hand is going to get knocked off his horse for daring to suggest you might enjoy such base activity ;) :lol:
 
Matt is not taking me dogging ffs!..:razz:
 
Cg_Girl said:
Matt is not taking me dogging ffs!..:razz:
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What now...is the moose suggesting I want to take you dogging :shake: let's set this record strait

YES I may from time to time frequent locations that may have been used for dogging

NO I have not ever participated in dogging not matter what certain members of this forum may suggest
 
We know what that damn P's like Matt!:lol::lol:
 
Cg_Girl said:
Haha.... just make sure i am there too see:D
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That fine by me...we just have to be very careful how we punish him as knowing how depraved he is most of a punishment we could dole out could actually be pleasurable to him :puke:
 
MWHCVT said:
That fine by me...we just have to be very careful how we punish him as knowing how depraved he is most of a punishment we could dole out could actually be pleasurable to him :puke:
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Hmm yes actually you have a very valid point!:suspect:
 
MWHCVT said:
NO I have not ever participated in dogging
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hmm you say that , but then again

MWHCVT said:
I'm used to much worse than dogging....what's wrong with dogging anyway
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Oh and T i know he isnt actually taking you dogging, because a sweet and innocent girl like you would never do such a thing , its just that he wants to which is going to get him knocked off his horse.

I'm not having your honour besmirched by being the subject his depraved fantasies :lol:
 
Cg_Girl said:
Hmm yes actually you have a very valid point!:suspect:
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It's really worrying :( not sure what we can do :thinking:

big soft moose said:
hmm you say that , but then again

Oh and T i know he isnt actually taking you dogging, because a sweet and innocent girl like you would never do such a thing , its just that he wants to which is going to get him knocked off his horse.

I'm not having your honour besmirched by being the subject his depraved fantasies :lol:
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You'd like to think I'm a deviant to your standard...your going to get a real shock when you ass gets handed to you...I've got a trogon horse :D to beast your dartmoor pony :D
 
MWHCVT said:
It's really worrying :( not sure what we can do :thinking:



You'd like to think I'm a deviant to your standard...your going to get a real shock when you ass gets handed to you...I've got a trogon horse :D to beast your dartmoor pony :D
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Did you mean a Trojan horse ? if so being made of wood they arent ideal for jousting
 
big soft moose said:
Did you mean a Trojan horse ? if so being made of wood they arent ideal for jousting
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Arse and I did :( why oh why do I make crap typos like that :( but anyway it's idea because a lot of minions will burst out from it and kick your ass :D
 
Chuckle!... This is like watching a scene where your head goes left right left right... :grin:
 
minions
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all i can think of now is 'despicable me' - I can see Matt as Gru
 
'freeze ray'
 
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