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Not to mention the hard stop on the post at the bottom.
Side saddle! Used to work on one of my favourite flights.
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From the days when we had a Merchant Navy. The Captain and Chief Engineer were always arguing as to who's job was more important. To settle this they agreed that on leaving port they would swap places.
After a couple of hours the Captain rang the Chief Engineer from the engine room and said "Okay you win, I can't get the main engine to start." The Chief Engineer replied "No need to worry, we've been aground for more than three hours."
After a couple of hours the Captain rang the Chief Engineer from the engine room and said "Okay you win, I can't get the main engine to start." The Chief Engineer replied "No need to worry, we've been aground for more than three hours."
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On a more cheerful note:
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Where possible she will, mibbies...
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After his inauguration Trump was visited one night by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Trump said, "Mr Lincoln you were a great president, very, very good, probably the best president we have ever had, before me. How do I make America great again?"
Lincoln's ghost looked at Trump and said, "Go to the theatre."
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Lincoln's ghost looked at Trump and said, "Go to the theatre."
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