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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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Which is what some of us are doing.
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I just have my fans spinning up under load.
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1 million microphones = 1 phone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
52 = 1 decacards
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipede = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologues = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
1 x 10^12 bulls = 1 terrabull
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
52 = 1 decacards
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipede = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologues = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
1 x 10^12 bulls = 1 terrabull
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A Yorkshireman walks into the dentist and asks how much it will cost to extract a tooth.
"You're looking at £400" the dentist says.
"OW MUCH!!!" the Yorkshireman exclaims in disbelief.
"£400 to tek a chuffin tooth 'art! Int there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "If I don't use anaesthetic, I can probably do it for about £250. It'll be really painful though!"
"I'm not bothered about how painful it'll be but that's still too expensive!" replies the Yorkshireman.
"Hmmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "I could give Leeds Dental hospital a ring and they could probably send a student up to give it a go for some experience. I suppose in that case I could charge you £100."
"Nope," moans the yorkshireman, "it's still too much! I'm not med of money!"
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I simply just rip the tooth out with a pair of pliers, I can do that for 50 quid?"
"Champion!" says the Yorkshireman....
"Book the wife in for next Tuesday!"
"You're looking at £400" the dentist says.
"OW MUCH!!!" the Yorkshireman exclaims in disbelief.
"£400 to tek a chuffin tooth 'art! Int there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "If I don't use anaesthetic, I can probably do it for about £250. It'll be really painful though!"
"I'm not bothered about how painful it'll be but that's still too expensive!" replies the Yorkshireman.
"Hmmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "I could give Leeds Dental hospital a ring and they could probably send a student up to give it a go for some experience. I suppose in that case I could charge you £100."
"Nope," moans the yorkshireman, "it's still too much! I'm not med of money!"
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I simply just rip the tooth out with a pair of pliers, I can do that for 50 quid?"
"Champion!" says the Yorkshireman....
"Book the wife in for next Tuesday!"
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Been there and had it done to me more than once
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