WAMT....what annoyed me today!

My last tenant (who still owes me money) texting me to tell me she feels let down in our special landlord/tenant relationship because I sent her a letter offering to accept instalments for the monies owed....apparently she feels that I have betrayed her in a time of need.....stupid bitch.....she just lucky I don't trail her through court....rant over:mad:
 
Getting spanked by the Aussies at cricket...................again.
 
our special landlord/tenant relationship

Course if you hadn't usedthat line to get her into bed in the first place you wouldn't have this problem now.....
 
Stinking beardy faced, beardy b*****d, hipsters. Manky beardy messes!!!
 
Stinking beardy faced, beardy b*****d, hipsters. Manky beardy messes!!!

Stop playing with mirrors. You know what the Dr said :-)
 
Stop playing with mirrors. You know what the Dr said :)
Some of these scruffy dogs breakfasts obviously don't have mirrors because they'd never got out looking like they do. Embarrassing abominations.
 
Greece:rolleyes:
 
Wamt: people going up stairs whilst checking their mobile phone and crawling to a hold. Sure never mind anyone else. Your message is the most important thing in the world that requires immediate attention on the Middle of a stair case. w******s.
 
Queuing in sainsburys just popped in to get some cakes as a surprise for the missus
only two people on tills and the self checkout ones turned off!!
 
Speaking as someone who doesn't like pancakes, the photos of tossers that are about to flood my facebook feed this evening - hence this doodle . . .

Pancake2015_zpsxov835ow.jpg~original
 
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Speaking as someone who doesn't like pancakes, the photos of tossers that are about to flood my facebook feed this evening - hence this doodle . . .

Pancake2015_zpsxov835ow.jpg~original
Pah you have not eaten a proper pancake if it tastes like rubber ;)
 
Speaking as someone who doesn't like pancakes, the photos of tossers that are about to flood my facebook feed this evening - hence this doodle . . .

Pancake2015_zpsxov835ow.jpg~original

Pah you have not eaten a proper pancake if it tastes like rubber ;)


WAMT: That actually annoys me today....that I am not at home to make some proper decent pancakes from scratch....My youngest just facetime'd me saying she is sad :( So I've declared tomorrow pancake day....

PS. My wife, gorgeous and brilliant traditional roast chef she is, is absolutely rubbish at making pancakes ;)
 
Maybe pancakes will alleviate the sadness?
 
pancakes are crap.
 
Yours might be, ours are delicious!
 
Yours might be, ours are delicious!
i'll rephrase, in my worthless opinion, all pancakes are sheite. Waste of time and effort.
 
WAMT? The bloody doorbell sounding seconds after I'd started shampooing (what little there is of) my hair! Luckily, Mrs Nod arrived home at just the right moment so could accept the delivery.
 
Apple. Their quality control is crap. The replacement logic board they've sent the repairer is faulty! More time without the computer I need desperately to get back. Original fault caused by poor quality control too.

Safari auto loading stupid blasted adverts so you can't read news in peace.

Not being able to print from an iOS device even to a networked bonjour enabled printer. FFS!

Then the iPad froze while writing how crap Apple are being today!
 
You're having a bad morning :(

Put the AdBlocker on Safari - you will be able to read the news in peace then
 
Pop up blocker is on. iOS Safari doesn't seem to have an ad blocker that I can find. Reader mode misses off links to other articles so it's a bit of a linear browsing experience.
 
Pop up blocker is on. iOS Safari doesn't seem to have an ad blocker that I can find. Reader mode misses off links to other articles so it's a bit of a linear browsing experience.
I downloaded Chrome for IOS on my Ipad. Ok but getting to the bookmarks menu seems a bit fiddly.
 
To be fair, if you think they don't ALL have privacy failings, I think you may be labouring under a false impression.
 
Amazon.
Ordered something yesterday and had no choice but to pay for next day delivery. Only option available to me.
This morning nothing. Their website says being processed and I cannot cancel.
Went on their Chat thingy and got confirmation order was cancelled.
Next got e-mail saying item was out for delivery and couldn't be cancelled.
Oh, and we've taken your money.
Long, long sessions on the Chat thingy with promises made and not kept.
Four hours later I was asked if I wanted my money back? No I'd like Amazon to keep it as a gesture of goodwill!
Fill in the satisfaction survey giving poor marks, then my phone rings.
Bridget from Amazon in Dublin would like to talk about my problems. Would I like to give her all my security details - credit card, address, phone number, past order history.

Me...Sorry, who are you?
Bridget...Amazon.
Me...Can you identify yourself?
Bridget...Yes I'm Bridget. Please give me all your details so that I can continue this call that I made to you. I need proper identification.

Do they think I'm daft? (Don't answer that!)
They ring me, won't identify themselves and ask for me to give out all sorts of security information.

I thought Amazon were supposed to be customer friendly?
 
A neighbour's burglar alarm going of at 3.45am....for 55 minutes.
 
On Monday I officially became a moaning old git and sent an e-mail to Chris Evans at Radio Two complaining about his pronunciation of the word pronunciation.

He stated "The BBC has a special pronounciation department".

Has it? If so, he should visit it!


Steve.
 
Waking at about 5 again. No noises outside, no sense of suddenly waking, just the normal gentle waking an hour or 2 too early!
 
Waking at about 5 again. No noises outside, no sense of suddenly waking, just the normal gentle waking an hour or 2 too early!

I'll be honest....I had to read that twice!
 
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