WAMT....what annoyed me today!

Sunrises that don't really deliver at all :( don't do early in the morning, this is why every job I've ever done has been late's or nights but because of being stuck at home for so long this year I've vowed to get out more...so far every trip out for a sunrise has been a resounding failure
 
@dejongj avatar because on the iPad white screen there is no separation and I keep thinking I have a fly or mark on the screen and trying to wipe it off!
 
Cats and kitchen/toilet rolls! Worse than the Andrex puppy
 
The utter dirge that get passed off as 'Creative' or 'Art'.:rolleyes:
 
BRASH said:
The utter dirge that get passed off as 'Creative' or 'Art'.
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I don't have a problem with anything being described as art as long as it is understood that there can be good art and bad art (but generally I agree!).


Steve.
 
Nikon_Nick said:
Yes, my arse is attached to it at the moment :)
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Ah, yes....I would suggest un-attaching it prior to hurling it through the window. :-)
Health & Safety and all that, old bean ;)
 
viv1969 said:
Ah, yes....I would suggest un-attaching it prior to hurling it through the window. :)
Health & Safety and all that, old bean ;)
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Thats some good advice. Hopefully, Ill last the next 19 minutes until its time for me to leave without having to resort to some sort of Bruce Willis Die Hard move :D
 
Decent drive, lovely pitch, 3 putts from about 6'. Stupid f*****g game! (Par 3, SI5, h/cap 28 for those who speak Golfish! Yes, I know it's still a net par but the first 2 shots deserved a better finish to make it a happy ending!!!)
 
Getting my hair cut, and she asks do you want me to do your eyebrows and ears as well? :eek: I'm am an old hairy monster...
 
dejongj said:
Getting my hair cut, and she asks do you want me to do your eyebrows and ears as well? :eek: I'm am an old hairy monster...
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I get that too, years ago it would have been "something for the week-end sir? " wouldn't it ? :D
 
news item. daffodils are to be removed from the vicinity of fruit & veg counters because customers have eaten them. I don't think they are actually toxic, but from WW2 when the Dutch were under German occupation, they were forced at times to eat tulip bulbs which went through the system like a dose of Epsom salts
 
they contain alkaloids so they wouldn't do you much good - but then spinach could be toxic if you ate too much. elf n safety gone mad
 
Somebody's car alarm going off at about 5am. Even more annoyingly, it was mine going off for no reason. TBH, it annoys me that cars have to be fitted with alarms (and houses, clothes and other high value items!) Nobody takes any notice of a car alarm going off and most people would probably ignore seeing someone smash a car window and grab a bag off the seat anyway. To cap it off, the cat's just barfed her breakfast...
 
Gok Wan!!
 
Neil B said:
Why :thinking:
Did he not manage to make you look good naked :ROFLMAO:
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He is not a magician for gawds sake. God Almighty could not make that buffoon look attractive.
 
Neil B said:
Why :thinking:
Did he not manage to make you look good naked :ROFLMAO:
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I'd stab my self in the eye with an unsharpened pencil before I appeared naked in front of that abomination.
 
fracster said:
He is not a magician for gawds sake. God Almighty could not make that buffoon look attractive.
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Standing next to you works.
 
BRASH said:
Infamous. Please!
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Is that in the same sense as Kenneth Williams "Infamy,infamy.............................." you know the rest ;)
 
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