The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Nod]

Only if he sneezed at the wrong time.

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Pork]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

Going back a few posts - maybe he's going to apply the pads to the wound... That'd revive any man!!!

 

[sirch]

It's a little known fact that Richard Gere's dad, Gottler, was a famous ventriloquist.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

The clocks go back soon. Gaining an extra hour of Labour in 2025, will be like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album!

 

[Nod]

Luckily, most of us will sleep through the extra hour.

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[mstphoto]

Screenshot_20251018_193247_Facebook by Mike Stephen, on Flickr

 

[Steep]

 

[Nod]

I am in shape - rounded!

 

[Nod]

Possibly (in part) because...

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Steep]

 

[ancient_mariner]

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Someone has been using GIMP instead of photoshop.

 

[Skyline]

 

[sirch]

 

[Nod]

 

[ancient_mariner]

After the outcry about the demolition of the Whitehouse east wing, Donald Trump has decided to add a 6th side to the Pentagon.

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Steep]

 

[Tringa]

I did one of those DNA tests and was looking forward to seeing what it said about my ancestry.
I expected a sheet or two of explanation so was surprised when all I got was a small box.
When I opened the box I found a sealed container of liquid that seemed to have things floating in it and a note that said, "Best start again."

Dave

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Norkie]

The three things you simply must not do whilst making love to your woman.

Phart, burp, snore.

 

[munch]

The three things you simply must not do whilst making love to your woman.

Phart, burp, snore.

Well, as Meatloaf would say 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

 

[Tringa]

Just seen this and thought it was funny

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Dave

 

[Nod]

Also said of the KGB and the police...

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

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AC/DC - High Voltage!

 

[scottishguy]

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What president?