The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[D-Mitch]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[badlywornroy]

Warning ! Bad taste joke.

Sadly Patrica Routledge has died. She has kicked the bouquet. R.I.P

 

[welshwizard645]

Warning ! Bad taste joke.

Sadly Patrica Routledge has died. She has kicked the bouquet. R.I.P

Too soon...

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

Too soon...

While it might be a day or 2 too soon, I rather think that she would have roared with laughter at it.

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[sirch]

Storm Amy hits Blackpool...

...and causes hundreds of pounds of improvements.

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Norkie]

 

[Tringa]

Made me think of this old one -

Here lies John Bun,
who was killed by a gun.
His name was not Bun, but Wood.
But Wood would not rhyme with gun, but Bun would.

Dave

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

fancy putting that on the back of a statue of joan of arc

 

[gman]

 

[Cockney]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

Smug ducker!

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Clive K]

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Whilst using Anglo-Saxon technology to do it.

 

[Nod]

Harley tech predates the Saxons!

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

This one WILL get reposted from time to time...

 

[TheBigYin]

I said to my girlfriend "Its been mad at work, I don't know if I'm coming of going"

She looked me straight in the eye and said "It looks like you're going, because when you're coming you look like a stroke victim trying to whistle"

 

[TheBigYin]

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you know what he uses to turn up his volume...

 

[TheBigYin]

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as long as they don't sell Bodhrán's it's fine...

 

[Nod]

I said to my girlfriend "Its been mad at work, I don't know if I'm coming of going"

She looked me straight in the eye and said "It looks like you're going, because when you're coming you look like a stroke victim trying to whistle"

Saw that a while back on Mike and Joelle's feed. Love her reactions!

 

[TheBigYin]

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I'm sure this guy works on the road Crew for the Scorpions...

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Tringa]

Both funny and worrying - https://www.facebook.com/reel/686321577823438

Dave

 

[Tringa]

A short George Formby based song -

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=24308964678806120

View: https://www.facebook.com/steve.gribbin.58/videos/24308964678806120/?rdid=WyQbu9fre9rxx9iW


Dave

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

i only asked my mum what was for tea..

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[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]