The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Nod]

I wonder if she makes the rockin' world go round...

 

[ancient_mariner]

I wonder if she makes the rockin' world go round...

Considering the original meme, sadly I suspect not.

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

 

[Tringa]

Two blokes talking.

"I'm sick of the way this country is going. If I could find a country that doesn't allow immigrants I'd move there tomorrow."

"Yeah? And just how are you going to do that?"

Dave

 

[Nod]

Butbutbutbut Brits who have moved abroad are ex-pats not immigrants...

 

[Nod]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[Nod]

I'll parse on that, thanks.

 

[ancient_mariner]

I'll parse on that, thanks.

I don't think there will be any takers here, the OP needs a wider audience.

 

[Pound Coin]

I think you are going to have to sit that one out.

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

May god grant me patience.

NOW!

 

[Tringa]

I know its getting close to Guy Fawkes night but who lets fireworks off in October? Some idiot did it last night, the dog went berserk and knocked our Christmas tree over!

Dave

 

[Clive K]

I know its getting close to Guy Fawkes night but who lets fireworks off in October? Some idiot did it last night, the dog went berserk and knocked our Christmas tree over!

Dave

Hope that it didn't damage any Easter eggs!

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[mstphoto]

Screenshot_20251012_172317_Messenger by Mike Stephen, on Flickr

 

[Cockney]

Screenshot_20251012_172317_Messenger by Mike Stephen, on Flickr

Probably true.

 

[D-Mitch]

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Cordy]

I've been trying to organise the UK's biggest hide & seek tournament...

but good players are hard to find.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

I’m hearing rumours (not confirmed as yet) that Keir Starmer is going to visit the UK next week.

 

[Norkie]

I’m hearing rumours (not confirmed as yet) that Keir Starmer is going to visit the UK next week.

Surely he’ll need a map?

 

[Peter123]

I hope he avoids that black hole on the way in.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[ancient_mariner]

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Have you been reading the politics thread too?

 

[Nod]

COFFEE

Because murder is apparently "wrong".

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

Have you been reading the politics thread too?

Nope !

 

[sirch]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

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Used to know a mohel - pay was rubbish but plenty of tips...

 

[ancient_mariner]

Used to know a mohel - pay was rubbish but plenty of tips...

I guess it was no skin off his nose.