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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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Schools are reopening:
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"No officer, we're not having a party, there was a terrible mix-up with the viewing times."
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I'm never going to be able to unsee that now, as if zoom meetings weren't hard enough
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Or you can have the Blankety Blank panel as well.... I've got 4 zoom meetings tomorrow and I won't be able to shake the Muppet Show theme tune out of my head now....
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A man told his doctor he wasn't able to do all the things around the house like he used to.
When the examination was complete, he said "Now Doc, tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well in plain English," the doctor replied, "there's nothing physically wrong with you, it seems you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
When the examination was complete, he said "Now Doc, tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well in plain English," the doctor replied, "there's nothing physically wrong with you, it seems you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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Englishman : Is that your dog?
Welshman : Yes it is
Englishman: Do you mind if I have a chat with him?
Bemused Welshman: errrr Yes go ahead
Englishman to the dog : is this your master, is he a good master?
Dog: Yes he is, he walks me everyday, feeds me every day and tickles my tummy when I roll over
Englishman: Thats great
Englishman: Is that your horse?
Welshman: Yes it is
Englishman: Do you mind if I have a chat with your horse?
Now interested Welshman: Yes go ahead
Englishman to horse : Is this your owner, does he treat you well?
Horse, Yes it is, he letsme gallop in the meadow, he feeds me carrots every day and he lets me in the top field with the mares.
Englishman: thats wonderful
Englishman: Is that your sheep?
Welshman: That sheeps a bloody liar.
Welshman : Yes it is
Englishman: Do you mind if I have a chat with him?
Bemused Welshman: errrr Yes go ahead
Englishman to the dog : is this your master, is he a good master?
Dog: Yes he is, he walks me everyday, feeds me every day and tickles my tummy when I roll over
Englishman: Thats great
Englishman: Is that your horse?
Welshman: Yes it is
Englishman: Do you mind if I have a chat with your horse?
Now interested Welshman: Yes go ahead
Englishman to horse : Is this your owner, does he treat you well?
Horse, Yes it is, he letsme gallop in the meadow, he feeds me carrots every day and he lets me in the top field with the mares.
Englishman: thats wonderful
Englishman: Is that your sheep?
Welshman: That sheeps a bloody liar.
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Isn't this sort of thing known as 'Natural Selection'?
