The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[gm43uk]

Interviewer: Why did you become a pilot?
Pilot: To overcome my biggest fear.
Interviewer: Heights?
Pilot: Dying Alone.

 

[kendo1]

Bear with me, a few coming up:

 

[kendo1]

 

[kendo1]

 

[kendo1]

 

[kendo1]

 

[Cobra]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[kendo1]

 

[Cobra]

 

[gm43uk]

I was struggling to get my wife's attention.
So I just sat down and looked comfortable, that did the trick

 

[Mr Badger]

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And what part of "She died last week" do you not understand??

Well, someone's got to tell 'em!

 

[drsilver]

 

[drsilver]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

Oh Groan!

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[MatBin]

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Damn, I've a gas bbq.

 

[cosmicma]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[mikew]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

 

[admirable]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]