The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Doc]

In the future!

 

[Doc]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Steep]

 

[Skyline]

Knowing me, when this is all over, I'll probably fancy a night in.

 

[Mountkeen]

Just made the smoothie recipe Neil Diamond gave me.

Swede, carrot, lime.

 

[Gerods]

Very sad news. The writer of the fun song hokey cokey has died. They had trouble getting him in the coffin. They got the left leg in, then the fun started.

 

[gm43uk]

I bought a gun after an attempted robbery.
Now my attempts are much more successful..

 

[Tringa]

Another of Andy Cotter's dog videos -

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqfWuuyT2co


Dave

 

[gm43uk]

Another of Andy Cotter's dog videos -

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqfWuuyT2co


Dave

He does penguins too

 

[JohnStewart]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Doc]

 

[mex]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10223271241588743

View: https://www.facebook.com/robert.phelps.1217/videos/10223271241588743/

 

[Doc]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[carper]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Steep]

 

[sirch]

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Why's it upside down?

 

[Gerods]

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you Masturbate, she is either a prude, frigid or needs to move seats on the bus.

 

[Petrochemist]

Why's it upside down?

John did say without explanation...
but looking at the numbers (not being a linguist they're the only bit I recognize) it's definitely not upside down

 

[Gerods]

This is a gem.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkx0MxK-Yl4&fbclid=IwAR2yJ-du6Q8AW1aBrShcIlqtBHm9tS3_uUAT5lfWQneY-ou5X4GooSFj9yU

 

[sirch]

Once Britain was an empire, and we were ruled by an emperor.
Then Britain became a kingdom, and we were ruled by a king.
Now Britain is a country, and we are ruled by Boris Johnson.

 

[KMPhoto]

Reminds me of regicide, patricide, countryside...

Once Britain was an empire, and we were ruled by an emperor.
Then Britain became a kingdom, and we were ruled by a king.
Now Britain is a country, and we are ruled by Boris Johnson.

 

[Farmerjim]

Reminds me of regicide, patricide, countryside...

I remember an episode of I'm sorry I haven't a clue when the word countryside was defined as "The ritual slaying of Piers Morga."

 

[drsilver]

 

[drsilver]

 

[drsilver]

 

[gm43uk]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]