The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[DorsetDude]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

 

[mikew]

 

[Steep]

Did you know that a candle flame smells just like burnt nose hair?

 

[mikew]

 

[DorsetDude]

 

[kennethwfd]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

An old one:-

 

[gm43uk]

Nine out of ten conspiracy theorists believe the tenth is in on it.

 

[Tringa]

Nine out of ten conspiracy theorists believe the tenth is in on it.

Hehe

Reminds me of - "One in three Americans weighs the same as the other two"

Dave

 

[gm43uk]

Hehe

Reminds me of - "One in three Americans weighs the same as the other two"

Dave

A friend of my niece said she wanted a tattoo so that she could be different just like everyone else.

 

[Mountkeen]

They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic,

But so far I've made three jugs and a vase.

 

[mikew]

3D T shirt

 

[Steep]

Rock up at the airport wearing that for a fun time

 

[Cobra]

Rock up at the airport wearing that for a fun time

 

[Steep]

Nothing is made in Britain any more! I bought a TV that says Built in Antenna, I don't even know where that is!

 

[Cobra]

WTF? Is this bloke mad?

 

[Steep]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[the black fox]

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just been to the dentist this morning Ingrid (seriously) lucky you didn't post it last night or the f****r would have no fingers now

 

[kennethwfd]

 

[Cobra]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Marc]

 

[Cobra]

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New iPhone instruction manuals by any chance?

 

[cosmicma]

i finally got 8 hours of sleep

only took me 4 days

 

[cosmicma]

 

[cosmicma]

 

[cosmicma]

 

[cosmicma]

when you post selfies on facebook whilst on holiday i mention the fire engine i saw outside your house but don't let that stop you having a great time

 

[mikew]

 

[Steep]

Husband and wife getting ready to go out.
Wife says "Do I look fat in this dress?"
Husband "Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?"
Wife "Yes, I promise"
Husband "I shagged your sister"

 

[Steep]

 

[Steep]