The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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A guy goes to a dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him a shot.
"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" he says.
She hooks him up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man says, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill. "No," he says, "I'm fine with pills." The dentist gives him two little blue pills and he swallows them.
"What are those?" he asks. "Viagra," she replies. "I'll be damned," says the patient, "I didn't know Viagra works as a pain killer?."
"It doesn't," says the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
 
A chap goes to the doctors and the Dr asks him what's wrong. "I'm suffering from the" *paaaaaarrrrp* "Most terrible" *paaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrppppp" "Flatulence". Said the chap. "When did this start?" asked the Dr. "Last" *paaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppp* "Week" said the chap.

"I see" said the Dr, walking over to the corner of the room and picking up a 5 foot long wooden pole with a big brass hook on the end. The chap's eyes widened in horror... "What are you" *Paaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppp* "Going to do with that thing?!" asked the chap . The Dr gave him a sympathetic look and said "I'm going to open the window, it bloody stinks in here!".
 
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Without repeats this thread would only be 50 pages long (and the BBC would only have 4 hours of programmes per day - including news bulletins!)
 
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And now for something completely different.....I'm sticking with the RPS and taking advice regarding applying for a "L"

Quote “I am embarrassingly limited in my technical knowledge,” she said. “To be honest, more often it’s happy accident of having the wrong camera setting which produces interest in the image. I tend to focus on the result rather than the process and technique.”

From someone who applied for a RPS "A""

https://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/1...ember-lisa-bukalders-wins-london-salon-medal/
 
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