The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Anyway, the wind blows, will it snow? Doesn't really matter TBH

( I bet Freddie's turning in his grave :D )
 
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Mountkeen said:
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia?

She whispered, "They're behind you!"
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I went to the library and asked if they had a book about men with very small penises. The librarian said "I don't think it's in yet."

"That's the one!" I said.
 
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Or the same but the other way up - "oH oH oH" just makes it look even ruder!
 
Mountkeen said:
I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre the other day...............recognised him straight away.

He had his back to the fuchsias!
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After this (and a few I've put up as well) I think we need a "groan" smiley or button (like we "like") we can hit [emoji3]
 
:coat: ?
 
andyred said:
After this (and a few I've put up as well) I think we need a "groan" smiley or button (like we "like") we can hit
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Totally agree I'll kick it "upstairs" ( as the saying goes :D ) :thumbs:
 
What about a groan meter?
 
Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Tickets

A friend of mine has two tickets for the Formula 1 final race of the season in Abu Dhabi on the weekend of the 25th - 27th November. They are box seats and include flights, hospitality, and hotel accommodation. Unfortunately he didn't realise when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Johns Church, Worcester at 2.15pm on the 26th. Her name is Janet. She’ll be the one in the white dress.
 
Girl look at that body

Girl look at that body

Girl look at that body

We should probably call the police, who knows how long it's been in the river.
 
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