Day 016 - 04/10/2009
So, we decided to go out last night. Oceana.
We were at the bar. Now I'm sure you all know a in a club bar works differently to a bar in a pub. It's not first come first served, it's the person who can attract the bar person's attention in the most discrete and least rude way possible will get served first.
I was at the bar for about 20 minutes, and there was a few people who came after me and got served before me, as is the way of the bar. It's cool, just be patient and smile and make eye contact.
Being a saturday, there were a lot of middle aged people.
Not to offend anyone here, but clubbing is really for the under 30's. It just is.
There were people there who are easily 45. All looking to pull some under 20's. Gross.
Anyway, there was a fat old bald guy at the bar next to me. There were a lot of girls around and at this section of the bar it was just me and this guy who were blokes. The bar lady came to serve me first because I was smiling and not waving a 20 in her face. The guy kicked off and was having a go at the bar lady saying that he'd been waiting there for ages, and having a go at me for not telling her that he'd been waiting longer, saying it's not very English of me and properly getting angry about it. I said to the bar lady to just serve him, I didn't mind, and not wanting to get in a fight with a guy easily twice the size of me, I just apologised and asked her to serve him. She refused, she looked really ****ed off. Can't blame the poor girl. She stood up for her saying "If you're going to continue being a ****** I'm not going to serve you at all."
Anyway, she said "Look, I'm serving you, what do you want?" fair enough, ordered a few drinks and left the bar.
That was the tone of the club really.
Don't think I'll be going out at the weekends here. Just all the middle class scum looking for a fight.
My brummy mate got punched on the dance floor for accidentally walking into someone on the dance floor. He knocked him to the ground and legged it as the whole dance floor turned into a massive fight.
Wasters.
We had epic chicken and bacon burgers for dinner.