Christmas 2012 Bah Humbug Thread

Just seem the first crappy flashing lights around somebodies crappy leylandii (sp) tree in their equally pathetic garden.

******s.
 
fracster said:
Just seem the first crappy flashing lights around somebodies crappy leylandii (sp) tree in their equally pathetic garden.

******s.
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Consider yourself lucky, lights next door have now been joined by a huge infatable snowman, I'll get a picture just for you later :thumbs:
 
Gremlin said:
Consider yourself lucky, lights next door have now been joined by a huge infatable snowman, I'll get a picture just for you later :thumbs:
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Please don`t Ingrid.
 
Gremlin said:
Consider yourself lucky, lights next door have now been joined by a huge infatable snowman, I'll get a picture just for you later :thumbs:
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air rifle

silencer

middle of the night

nuff said :lol:
 
Once again I have just been called The Grinch because I suggested I might rather **** in my own hands and then clap,than put up decorations for at least 2 more weeks. :thinking:
 
:p [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1KZ3lx52nU[/YOUTUBE] :p
 
Lime green baubles? :shrug: :cool:
 
I feel as though i've let the side down. Ive ordered a load of gifts off amazon already.:$

I can only apologize to fellow humbugs, but rest assured I am still swearing under my breath every tme I go into a shop and the carols are on and mince pies ambush you at every turn. Bah.
 
DorsetDude said:
I feel as though i've let the side down. Ive ordered a load of gifts off amazon already.:$

I can only apologize to fellow humbugs, but rest assured I am still swearing under my breath every tme I go into a shop and the carols are on and mince pies ambush you at every turn. Bah.
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Keith...sorry.....You're fired :nono:
 
DorsetDude said:
But, but, I started the thread. I wasnt thinking

:'(
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We could have forgiven you if you'd slept with another thread, but no....what you've done is unforgivable. Shame on you. :shake:
 
We all make mistakes. repent flail yourself with the branch or a Christmas tree while wearing the cracker hat of shame.
 
:sob: Mince pies! I love mince pies! Got to be good though. Too many mince pies = extra lbs and I'm doing so well at the moment. Too many mince pies also = too much sugar and my Metformin's just been reduced, so I'm being a bit careful not to over sweeten myself.
 
Opened a mince pie once and found a dead wasp ... you never know ... best avoided! :D
 
gramps said:
Opened a mince pie once and found a dead wasp ... you never know ... best avoided! :D
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Well that's more than you get from the average Christmas cracker :suspect:
 
If I could go to sleep now and wake up on January 2nd I'd be a happy bunny.
 
If I could sleep (regularly) past 04:15, I would be happy!
 
My pennies worth... Xmas has become an over rated, corporate driven way to force you into bankruptcy.....the fe&$ers.... I think we as humans have lost our way....Not just in Xmas but in general....
 
Me:- "What meat are we having for Xmas darling"
Mrs B:-"Turkey"
Me:-"You know we don't eat Turkey all year apart from Xmas because it tastes $h!te"
Mrs B:- "I know but it's Xmas so we are having Turkey"

:gag: :cuckoo: :bat: :bang: :bonk: :help:
 
Neil B said:
Me:- "What meat are we having for Xmas darling"
Mrs B:-"Turkey"
Me:-"You know we don't eat Turkey all year apart from Xmas because it tastes $h!te"
Mrs B:- "I know but it's Xmas so we are having Turkey"
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
We don't eat turkey. EVER. it tastes like sweaty pits.
 
And you know what sweaty pits taste like , how exactly ? :puke:
 
pepi1967 said:
We don't eat turkey. EVER. it tastes like sweaty pits.
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I have a feeling the Chef / Chef-ess
May need a little re-training :D
 
No turkey here either...vile stuff. We're having Larry the Lamb :D
 
Venison for the MiL and me, while the wife gnaws on Rudolf's nuts (well, a nut roast of some sort!)
 
Nikon_Nick said:
Kevin bloody Wilson....legend :0)
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Definitely. I went to see him on his last UK tour in October. I have never laughed so hard, a little bit of wee may have escaped :lol: his daughter, Jenny Talia, as the warm up act was just as talented. Look her up on YouTube

I'm letting the bah humbug crew down a bit as plans have been made to go to Bluewater to do my Christmas shopping. I've never had so many offers to join me. I think it's more to do with the fact I'll be in a mobility scooter and everyone wants to come along and watch my low patience lack of tolerance for people go wild :D
 
go on xmas eve , for maximum effect ;)
 
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