do you NEVER READ the whole story and just look for bits to quote to f*****g wind people up ,as i stated quite clearly in my first post I AM TONE DEAF ,that means in words that even a simpleton can understand i am not deaf just limited to a range of tones so two wheeled nemesis bells cannot be heard ,or even a call of get out of my way from thirty yards away ,and as i,m approaching 70 i couldn't move that fast anyway even if i wanted to ,now theres nothing wrong with my eye sight if i see one of them bearing down on me i'll step out of the way no problem ,some family cyclists who tend to go at a leisurely pace even stop for a chat and ask what birds i,m looking for ,no problem there either .
BUT a over 40 year old lycrist pretending to be chris hoy in training and coming up behind me at speed and presuming that i have heard him is where my complaint lies ,i think my best bet is to carry my old and sturdy walking stick,shelaghly whatever you wish to call it and accidentally let it catch in there spokes as i turn round to point at that snowy owl i thought i saw .i and others who have used the same footpath for years are all of the same opinion that sooner or later theres going to be a bad accident along there .
just realised there might be a use for the used chip fat oil from the deep fryer after all

