You do what for a living?

[Islander]

I'm an Information Security professional.

 

[Oggy]

You should use your skill to invent and redesign light stands/light modifier all that sort of things.

Pay me and I will do it (although with my military experience, it will be over-engineered, over budget and horribly late :shake.

I’m an International Military Arms Dealer. Not quite as exciting and as well paid as it sounds. Basically I negotiate contracts with the UK and Saudi governments for the procurement and amendment of their fleet of military aircraft. At the moment I work on the Typhoon aircraft but have previously worked on Harrier, Tornado, Nimrod and Hawk.

So how does that help me pay for my expensive kit? I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t waste money on things I don’t need, I save up, I shop around for the best price and buy second hand to get the best deal.

3 years ago I had a Nikon D70 with a single Sigma lens. My total kit bag is now insured for £7,500 and I’m still not happy that I have everything I want. It’s a bloody expensive hobby but it’s far more fun when you have the right kit to do the job properly.

Our paths may have crossed. Al and his Yamaha?

 

[FreakAccidentBoy]

I rather suspect that you and I are colleagues.

Quite possibly, I'm at MS (sorry to everyone else for the vague code), Onona will know what I mean if at the same company

 

[onona]

Oh, we aren't then. I'm at FS.

 

[FreakAccidentBoy]

Oh, we aren't then. I'm at FS.

MS is our building code, still I might be over the road from you working for DN

 

[Gary Coyle]

I'm a Giggalo and part time escort.

 

[onona]

MS is our building code, still I might be over the road from you working for DN

Aaah right. Yes that makes sense. ;-) I didn't realise that DN had worked on Captain America too.

 

[-Ad-]

Engineer - Oil & Gas

Currently stuck offshore praying the chopper doesn't get cancelled due to weather. Flying down to London to see the GF's cousin getting married tomorrow....

Maybe :shrug:

 

[jemdna]

Manager of an international award winning tattoo & body piercing studio

Bry

 

[big soft moose]

I'm a Giggalo and part time escort.

you'd probably get more hits from search engines if you spelt Gigolo correctly

you and dutty should get together - according to his posts hes a pimp so you could offer a full service agency

 

[AD_Capturs]

you'd probably get more hits from search engines if you spelt Gigolo correctly

you and dutty should get together - according to his posts hes a pimp so you could offer a full service agency

And its men like you moose who keep change in our pockets

 

[big soft moose]

And its men like you moose who keep change in our pockets

nope - real men dont have to pay

 

[AD_Capturs]

nope - real men dont have to pay

There is a word for that kind of behavior

 

[Cobra]

Big Brothers watching Guys

 

[AD_Capturs]

Big Brothers watching Guys

It's 16.26 in the big brother house, chris is in front of the computer spying on the talk photography forum!

 

[Cobra]

And hoping that this doesn't end up as another penis measuring thread

 

[big soft moose]

Big Brothers watching Guys

there's definitely a name for that sort of behaviour :nuts:

 

[Cobra]

there's definitely a name for that sort of behaviour :nuts:

:razz:

 

[big soft moose]

And hoping that this doesn't end up as another penis measuring thread

nah - that wont happen........I don't have a meter rule handy here anyway



Dont worry i'll be good - I never thought the day would come where moral arbiter would be big pink snake

 

[Cobra]

nah - that wont happen........I don't have a meter rule handy here anyway

We'll gloss straight over the obvious joke

Dont worry i'll be good - I never thought the day would come where moral arbiter would be big pink snake

Well life is full of little surprises

That wasn't aim at anyone specifically though

 

[AD_Capturs]

And hoping that this doesn't end up as another penis measuring thread

0.1626mm

 

[Samphire]

And hoping that this doesn't end up as another penis measuring thread

Pulling up a seat and getting popcorn

 

[AD_Capturs]

Pulling up a seat and getting popcorn

Haha naughty naughty.

 

[Cobra]

Pulling up a seat and getting popcorn

Don't get too excited Wendy looks like you may be disappointed
going on initial "showings"

 

[AD_Capturs]

Don't get too excited Wendy looks like you may be disappointed
going on initial "showings"

I bet your a pink worm really chris lol

 

[Samphire]

Don't get too excited Wendy looks like you may be disappointed
going on initial "showings"

*sigh* .... :shrug:

 

[IanT74]

Bringing this thread back on topic, I'm a tax specialist!

(Tumbleweed smiley here...)

 

[big soft moose]

Bringing this thread back on topic, I'm a tax specialist!

(Tumbleweed smiley here...)

if thats working for HMRC its not so much a tumbleweed as a stampede through the doors which might be precipated

 

[big soft moose]

I bet your a pink worm really chris lol

lol - yep his peeps tiny , it says so on his forum title

 

[IanT74]

if thats working for HMRC its not so much a tumbleweed as a stampede through the doors which might be precipated

No, I'm a tax adviser for those who require assistance with their tax compliance and planning.

 

[AD_Capturs]

No, I'm a tax adviser for those who require assistance to comply with their tax compliance and planning.

I'm in the tax business too... I'm a tax dodger

 

[Gary Coyle]

you'd probably get more hits from search engines if you spelt Gigolo correctly

I dont need to advertise my services so the spelling doesnt matter, word of mouth and a big dongle is good enough.

 

[Gary Coyle]

And hoping that this doesn't end up as another penis measuring thread

Oops, didn't spot that post before i posted mine above

 

[vtecsilver]

Bringing this topic back on thread again...

work with computers, phones and offices. Save money for the hobbies by rarely going out drinking or eating, not taking expensive holidays, and luckily have never smoked.

 

[inaneredstripe]

Full time HGV driver, part time pro tog working for wifeys biz.

 

[candlestick]

I keep Britain supplied in corn flakes and coco pops!!

 

[saxk]

I was an industrial tyre fitter in the UK.

now i jsut travel and top up money where i can, i've done house keeping, waiting, bar work, Asian cuisine, more tyre fitting, orphanage work (vol) and some fruit picking.

Goes without saying i don't have ANY money for kit but i have also been out of the UK for 2 years and visited 12+ countries with no sign of my lifestyle changing any time soon.

so now i guess im a 'traveller' but not a pikey lol

 

[Dan Gleebitz]

I am currently unemployed after taking voluntary redundancy from Royal Mail so I can restore my 50 year old VW and relocate to live on a boat.

I did try my hand at being a rent boy, but had to give it up after a fortnight because I was starving to death.

 

[adam1403]

I am a web developer which is as dull as it sounds.

 

[oldestswinger]

I'm a Senior Business Consultant for the world's largest psychometric test provider (those ability and personality tests you get when applying for a job) - with the ever increasing rise in educational standards I'm pleased to report that demands for our products are as high, if not higher, than they have ever been.