Why men are better than women

archangel said:
Men have a brain....I have just had a conversation with a lady colleague...she asks me two questions....

1. Is Belfast in the outskirts of Edinburgh

2. Do Belgians speak Belgianuese.....
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Everyone knows Belgians speak phlegm.
 
jonbeeza said:
Women love shopping for clothes, Men love shopping for gadgets ...
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I don't like shopping for either.
I just don't like shopping :(
 
viv1969 said:
I don't like shopping for either.
I just don't like shopping :(
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Shopping sounds more like buying the groceries, something I find very boring, just as boring as buying clothes. I enjoy buying gadgets, as I associate it with fun. Maybe that is why most ( some :rolleyes: ) women love buying clothes, as they love buying going out shoes and clothes :)
 
I can cup ballocks or boobs without permission...

Men are better at peeing while standing up.
MABA driving ;)
MABA the helicopter waggle!
MABA many things (but not too many at the same time!)
 
MABA trying to prove their superiority

WABA knowing they are
 
This is all wrong...

Women are better than men.








...but only because we allow them to be :exit:
 
Nod said:
MABA driving ;)
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That's both forwards and backwards of course ;)


Nod said:
Men are better at peeing while standing up.
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Hmm not necessarily, the results tend to be the same, especially after a few drinks.
( to clarify, I've seen women try it, in the gents when the ladies have been packed solid)
So as above, if drink is involved I'd say about the same :D
 
Nod said:
Men are better at peeing while standing up.
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Or .....
God finished creating Adam and Eve,
And decided to offer a gift to each of them,
One is a penis, so you can p*** standing up" says God.
Immediately Adam shouts: "Me! Me! I want a penis! I always wanted to p*** while standing!"
So God gives Adam a penis. Overjoyed, Adam starts running around p***ing on everything he can see.
He p***es on the flowers and trees and animals.
Eve and God are watching him. Then Eve asks:
"What is the second gift?"
"A brain." says God.
After a moment's thought Eve says:
"Yeah, you better give that to Adam as well, otherwise he'll p*** over everything in here.

or take two ..

God finished creating Adam and Eve,
And decided to offer a gift to each of them,
One is a penis, so you can p*** standing up" says God.
Immediately Adam shouts: "Me! Me! I want a penis! I always wanted to p*** while standing!"
So God gives Adam a penis. Overjoyed, Adam starts running around p***ing on everything he can see.
He p***es on the flowers and trees and animals.
He then turns to Eve and say's
"I guess that leaves you with the multiple orgasms"..
 
One year at the Download Festival at Donnington, I witnessed a young woman lifting up the front of her skirt, and peeing up a fence (standing up), and there was a perfect, man-like arch of pee...I assumed I was more drunk than id previously realised, but was later educated in the existence of the 'She-Wee'.

Apparently, this is what she was using.


Not particularly classy of her, but anything goes at these festivals :D
 
jonbeeza said:
Shopping sounds more like buying the groceries, something I find very boring, just as boring as buying clothes. I enjoy buying gadgets, as I associate it with fun. Maybe that is why most ( some :rolleyes: ) women love buying clothes, as they love buying going out shoes and clothes :)
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Nope...any shopping :(
 
jonbeeza said:
Shopping sounds more like buying the groceries, something I find very boring, just as boring as buying clothes. I enjoy buying gadgets, as I associate it with fun. Maybe that is why most ( some :rolleyes: ) women love buying clothes, as they love buying going out shoes and clothes :)
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I don't go out so I'm definitely not in that category lol
 
Cg_Girl said:
I don't go out so I'm definitely not in that category lol
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Chained to the sink, excellent :)
At least one woman on here knows her place :thumbs:
 
Cobra said:
Chained to the sink, excellent :)
At least one woman on here knows her place (y)
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Pmsl.. I think not!.. Definitely one very good reason to be single, bat worthy comments like that! :P
 
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Nikon_Nick said:
One year at the Download Festival at Donnington, I witnessed a young woman lifting up the front of her skirt, and peeing up a fence (standing up), and there was a perfect, man-like arch of pee...I assumed I was more drunk than id previously realised, but was later educated in the existence of the 'She-Wee'.

Apparently, this is what she was using.


Not particularly classy of her, but anything goes at these festivals :D
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I seen the pee mate at t in the park a few years ago for the first time, the ladies using the urinals threw them into the trough so it was totally blocked and a young woman who had had a few never even bothered going into the now muddy toilet, hitched her skirt and dropped her knickers to pee at the entrance in front of hundreds of passers by..... Just goes to show the pee argument is only when no alcohol is involved :LOL:
 
For a few days every lunar cycle, WE JUST ARE, OKAY?
 
BruceMo said:
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I seen the pee mate at t in the park a few years ago for the first time, the ladies using the urinals threw them into the trough so it was totally blocked and a young woman who had had a few never even bothered going into the now muddy toilet, hitched her skirt and dropped her knickers to pee at the entrance in front of hundreds of passers by..... Just goes to show the pee argument is only when no alcohol is involved :LOL:
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Saw something similar many years ago at a music festival. The woman (certainly not a lady and not young compared to me back then!) downed trou, squatted and did the "dirty double". Unfortunately for her, she then toppled backwards onto the pile... Then there was the bloke who needed to throw up in the middle of the night, so unzipped his tent, stuck his head through and puked like there was no tomorrow. He woke up in the morning to find himself lying just outside his tent... Luckily for both individuals, I wasn't into photography at the time so didn't document the events!
 
Nod said:
Saw something similar many years ago at a music festival. The woman (certainly not a lady and not young compared to me back then!) downed trou, squatted and did the "dirty double". Unfortunately for her, she then toppled backwards onto the pile... Then there was the bloke who needed to throw up in the middle of the night, so unzipped his tent, stuck his head through and puked like there was no tomorrow. He woke up in the morning to find himself lying just outside his tent... Luckily for both individuals, I wasn't into photography at the time so didn't document the events!
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I really can't decide whether to gag or laugh at both of those!
 
Laugh 'til you puke!!!
 
Nod said:
Saw something similar many years ago at a music festival. The woman (certainly not a lady and not young compared to me back then!) downed trou, squatted and did the "dirty double". Unfortunately for her, she then toppled backwards onto the pile... Then there was the bloke who needed to throw up in the middle of the night, so unzipped his tent, stuck his head through and puked like there was no tomorrow. He woke up in the morning to find himself lying just outside his tent... Luckily for both individuals, I wasn't into photography at the time so didn't document the events!
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:LOL:
 
Nod said:
Laugh 'til you puke!!!
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No I really don't want to puke.. I've just had the most delicious chocolate brownie cake and it would be such a waste.

Please don't say 2nd time around, that really will make me chuck :D
 
What, me saying 2nd time around? :sick:
 
BruceMo said:
Moi?:D
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Oui!

I'm happy with men thinking they're better.
It keeps them happy...docile. :lol:

But T.......Let's just say "prone to violence".....
(In a feminine, rip off your cojones and feed them to you sort of way :-) )
 
Nod said:
Saw something similar many years ago at a music festival. The woman (certainly not a lady and not young compared to me back then!) downed trou, squatted and did the "dirty double". Unfortunately for her, she then toppled backwards onto the pile... Then there was the bloke who needed to throw up in the middle of the night, so unzipped his tent, stuck his head through and puked like there was no tomorrow. He woke up in the morning to find himself lying just outside his tent... Luckily for both individuals, I wasn't into photography at the time so didn't document the events!
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Just to redress the balance...

Many years ago at a bike rally a German guy in full leathers needed to "go" :eek:

Having "gone" and pulled his leathers up, the look on his face when he realised that there was nothing there when he looked was priceless! :puke:
 
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viv1969 said:
Oui!

I'm happy with men thinking they're better.
It keeps them happy...docile. :LOL:

But T.......Let's just say "prone to violence".....
(In a feminine, rip off your cojones and feed them to you sort of way :) )
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:banana: :D :naughty:....

Honestly I'm such a sweet meek sort, don't know where you get such thoughts from ;)
 
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