Why men are better than women

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We can go to a shop for one item and purchase that one item inside ten minutes, where as women go in for one item and emerge an hour later with the week's shopping:eek:...wtf...please feel free to add your own reasons why men are better than women:D
 
I'm just going to sit over there. >>>> don't mind me I'm curious just what you men think whilst living in cloud cookoo land :D

If you feel a donk on the head, means I didn't like what you said :P
 
Who wants to multi task anyway :LOL:
Its easy and over rated I do it all the time :thumbs:

Crap does that mean I'm turning female? :(

Difference is that I can cup my nuts when I want where as I can only cup a woman's breasts with her permission....
But its far more fun though :D
 
Also men have their card/cash ready at the check out in time for a speedy exit...

Plus by not multi tasking, it ensures that is men do the job correctly
 
He's just pretending he's not typing :rolleyes:

Edit..... Spoiled my wee joke with classic timing haha
 
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Funny how there isn't a long list of things you guys can do better.... Snigger :D
 
Funny how there isn't a long list of things you guys can do better.... Snigger :D
We don't want to embarrass you, or run the risk of a sexual discrimination compliant to "the powers that be" :p
 
Well if a thread on another forum I'm a member of is accurate, wearing high heels is apparently better done by us blokes.I dare say it doesn't look as fetching though!
 
I'm just glad the female of the species can't comprehend logic or we might lose these arguments one day :p

I really want to donk you but I can't argue with that we are the most illogical at times :LOL:
 
Well if a thread on another forum I'm a member of is accurate, wearing high heels is apparently better done by us blokes.I dare say it doesn't look as fetching though!

That's a point I'll happily concede. If that's the best argument for the males i'll hoist a white flag now :LOL:
 
I think @Cobra had the number one answer in his first post. Everything else is just detail.

But to contribute something; we are much better cooks.
 
Women love shopping for clothes, Men love shopping for gadgets ...
 
Men are better than women because we've got Donald Trump

his Utube vids are fascinating
 
Men have a brain....I have just had a conversation with a lady colleague...she asks me two questions....

1. Is Belfast in the outskirts of Edinburgh

2. Do Belgians speak Belgianuese.....
 
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