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Just think of all the crab salads you could make with that ;):D
 
I think youll find that, that particular crab is the Mother of one that was killed in a bizarre air-tank/rifle incident some years back. I for one wont be paddling around Whistable for a while.
 
I love that Whitstable has its own supernatural website!
 
I think youll find that, that particular crab is the Mother of one that was killed in a bizarre air-tank/rifle incident some years back. I for one wont be paddling around Whistable for a while.

Chicken :lol:
 
We need some sort of claws to stop people making crab based puns now.
 
Don't cancrine to me when the thread ends up full of them then!
 
The comments are even funnier than the story!

Me wanna crunch on a claw.
 
best to feed them sugar ,i was told it rots there teeth

on a lighter note it appears that crabs are dying out due to the fad for brazilians

:muted: :schtum::muted: :schtum::muted: :schtum:
 
I had crabs when I was 17. b****r to get rid of:rolleyes:
 
on a lighter note it appears that crabs are dying out due to the fad for brazilians
Worse than that is the new "boyzilian" fad. What bloke wants one of those?! You'd look like a sundial when you were feeling fruity. o_O
 
Did I hear right?
They are making a film about it
And calling it "Claws"?
Starring Jonny Deepe
And Leonardo DiCrabrio
With Meshell Pfeiffer as the damsel in distress?
 
No, I really didnt read it. Im not a liar, but you are of course entitled to your opilio..n :wideyed:

Stop picking on him...you'll turn him into a hermit.
 
I thought that was a lobster, assuming you are referring to Derek and Clive?
oh no not the train set one ,please this is a nice forum :p the lavatory cleaner one was best .i,m going to see if i still have my copy of "derek and clive cum again " now .here we go up in the loft for a search
 
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