We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat.

So the crustacean and D&C puns are set to continue ad nauseam? Not sure I can take many Moore. How could we Cook a crab that size?
 
Nod said:
So the crustacean and D&C puns are set to continue ad nauseam? Not sure I can take many Moore. How could we Cook a crab that size?
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I'm sure they will Peter out in a whale....


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And now for something completely different....... Tom lived in a small town whose economy revolved around the crab seafood industry. One day he went and purchased a new crabbing boat, the only problem was it wasn't crab season. He said screw it, and went out to catch some crabs anyway. Tom was out on the water all day but only caught one crab, he was sad.
All of a sudden the water police pulled up out of no where and said " What do you think you're doing catching crabs? it isn't even crab season."
Tom responded "I'm not catching crabs".
The police officer said "What do you call that then?" pointing at the crab Tom had caught.
"Oh" Tom said, "Thats my pet crab"
The police officer getting mad said "Bllsht I'm giving you a £500 fine"
Tom said "Hang on, i'll prove it, i'll put my crab in the water and a minute later he'll swim back to me"
The police officer agrees, so Tom puts the crab in the water..
A few minutes go by and the police officer growls "Ok where is the crab"
Tom says "what crab?"
 
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