I think youll find that, that particular crab is the Mother of one that was killed in a bizarre air-tank/rifle incident some years back. I for one wont be paddling around Whistable for a while.

Oh come on, what did you realistically expect from me?!?![]()
Then everthing is ok with the world!![]()
We need some sort of claws to stop people making crab based puns now.
For those of a certain age, I'm wondering if Jayne Mansfield has been in the vicinity recently? (The worst job I ever had....)Whitstable's getting crabby.
We need some sort of claws to stop people making crab based puns now.
Not for the folk of Whitstableespecially if it is crabzilla
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You stole that off the website, hang your head in shame.Thats a very sideways view if the situation. ..
You stole that off the website, hang your head in shame.
For those of a certain age, I'm wondering if Jayne Mansfield has been in the vicinity recently? (The worst job I ever had....)
best to feed them sugar ,i was told it rots there teeth
on a lighter note it appears that crabs are dying out due to the fad for brazilians
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More sad that you were pedantic enough to mention itIs it sad that I remember that was actually Lobsters ?
Not me, Ive got Hermans Hermits on, very soothingSounds like you're getting a touch crabby there dear![]()
Worse than that is the new "boyzilian" fad. What bloke wants one of those?! You'd look like a sundial when you were feeling fruity.on a lighter note it appears that crabs are dying out due to the fad for brazilians
I had crabs when I was 17. b****r to get rid of![]()
No, I really didnt read it. Im not a liar, but you are of course entitled to your opilio..n![]()
I'm shore we've already had hermitStop picking on him...you'll turn him into a hermit.
I thought that was a lobster, assuming you are referring to Derek and Clive?For those of a certain age, I'm wondering if Jayne Mansfield has been in the vicinity recently? (The worst job I ever had....)
I thought that was a lobster, assuming you are referring to Derek and Clive?
Stop picking on him...you'll turn him into a hermit.
oh no not the train set one ,please this is a nice forumI thought that was a lobster, assuming you are referring to Derek and Clive?