WAMT....what annoyed me today!

Having to walk my dog. Damn it is wet out there.
 
It is a derogatory term for those smaller engined, big exhaust, air-intake, fake dump valve "souped up" little Japanese cars ;)

Also, "Rice Burner" is (IIRC) the American term for what used to be known over here as "Jap crap" - any Japanese motorcycle.
 
WAMT: Waking up to a very quiet house, it is weird not having my wife and children around. Just me and my hairy four footer. Never thought I would say it, but I need some noise, I'm missing three different dance tunes going all at once at volume 11 etc. All very strange and quiet with them at the other side of the world...
 
WAMT: Waking up to a very quiet house, it is weird not having my wife and children around. Just me and my hairy four footer. Never thought I would say it, but I need some noise, I'm missing three different dance tunes going all at once at volume 11 etc. All very strange and quiet with them at the other side of the world...

Awwwwwww :hug:
 
<double pedant> It's also a London Borough. </double pedant>

;)
Yeah OK :p

Never thought I would say it, but I need some noise, I'm missing three different dance tunes going all at once at volume 11 etc. All very strange and quiet with them at the other side of the world...
Yes its strange at first but you'll get used to it, its quite pleasant really, all the noise I get these days is #1 son killing something or other with his egg box.
Then I just tell him to plug his beats in, sorted :thumbs:
 
"Road Safety" measures... While I can see that the high friction surfaces that are the current fashion at zebra and pelican crossings, surely it's a positive hazard when they're newly laid and the road surface is left covered in fine grit rather than the excess being swept up? Bad enough in a car but close to lethal on a bike. Luckily I knew that the problem existed so took the "dry" line through the detritus. Would help if there were any signs warning of the hazard.
 
"Road Safety" measures...
And of course those wired barriers ( Cable barrier?) on M-ways and Duel carriageways, just waiting to decapitate some unsuspecting M/Cyclist ;)
 
That was terrible :p

<pedant> Harrow is in Middlesex </pedant>
:D


<treble pedant> Middlesex hasn't existed as a county for 40 odd years. It got split into bits going to greater London, Surrey and Hertfordshire </treble pedant off>
 
My wife's friend on holiday with us at the mo. Am wishing she'd control her daughter & spend some money
 
My wife's friend on holiday with us at the mo. Am wishing she'd control her daughter & spend some money
Ah, if you are near Whipsnade I'll buy you an icecream :)
 
Middlesex hasn't existed as a county for 40 odd years. It got split into bits going to greater London, Surrey and Hertfordshire
Well b****r my old boots as my dad used to say, I never know that!
Seems in that case I have been disavowed,
A child without roots
I was born in Middx :(

And yet there are so many sports clubs with the Prefix Middx.
They need to get with the times too!

edit once was enough Hugh :D
 
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Ah, if you are near Whipsnade I'll buy you an icecream :)
I'm near there and you never offered to buy me an ice cream
I'm hurt, deeply hurt :(
 
Use more loob!
 
I'm near there and you never offered to buy me an ice cream
I'm hurt, deeply hurt :(
This sounds so dodgy but hey, when do you fancy going for an icecream. I'm buying :)
 
This sounds so dodgy but hey
And never once have you said "little boy if you let me take your picture, I'll buy you an ice cream :(
You just take it anyway,and plaster it all over the internet :p


:D
 
And never once have you said "little boy if you let me take your picture, I'll buy you an ice cream :(
You just take it anyway,and plaster it all over the internet :p


:D
Yeah, but, ahem that was only because you already had such a big stiff lens against your face. And you weren't by yourself either :p
 
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The County of Middlesex was never abolished.
:woot: :woot: :woot:

Middlesex hasn't existed as a county for 40 odd years
:p

And number 11, my first home in the UK was in Middlesex. In Hayes on the glorious Yeading Lane. It was a brilliant introduction to the UK and make up my mind.
And you stayed after that?
:eek:

:D
 
The County of Middlesex was never abolished.
:woot: :woot: :woot:


:p


And you stayed after that?
:eek:

:D
I knew where what I didn't want to live and worked bloody hard get out of there ;)
 
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You should have paid halfords :p or just find a bridge or multi-story car park and do it there ;)
 
The lazy ******** who littered a local football field yesterday. I live close to an area that is used for football at weekends. There is usually a fair bit of litter left after games and I've often wondered why there are no litter bins around the pitches.

Yesterday morning a sports group/organisation was setting up for a competition and I was pleased to see every pitch had two dustbins for litter and there were other bins around too. This morning when I took the dog out there were piles of litter all over the place. Why are some folks so ****ing lazy? Given the number of bins it would have been difficult to walk more than about 50m without passing one, but some could not manage that and just dropped their litter where they stood.

Dave
 
Bad ankle - flippin killing me since 5 am, some fluid on it...very mushy and very painful....O and its raining....
 
Why are some folks so ****ing lazy?
I see it all the time around MacD's and the like, they open their car doors and drop the rubbish, before making the jump to light speed.
Food waste attracts rats, and as a pestie, I feel its my civic duty to inform them of this fact, and thank them for keeping me in work :thumbs:
 
Bad ankle - flippin killing me since 5 am, some fluid on it...very mushy and very painful....O and its raining....
Not good, but on a happier note it is raining, not good weather for a walk.
 
Not good, but on a happier note it is raining, not good weather for a walk.
Depends whether he has a dog or not, as you are aware they are a 365 days / year commitment for walkies :D
 
I see it all the time around MacD's and the like, they open their car doors and drop the rubbish, before making the jump to light speed.
Food waste attracts rats, and as a pestie, I feel its my civic duty to inform them of this fact, and thank them for keeping me in work (y)
Whilst I wouldn't want you to loose work I just don't understand people like that. Do they ever think about the concequences, do they think the fairies pick it up? Do they think about this when moaning about council tax being so high?

But ultimately why s*** in your own backyard? It doesn't cost anything to keep it in your pocket or car and put in the bin when at home or at a service station. We can reduce our expenditure and have a nice clean environment. Yes we can have our cake and eat it. Yet many are so stupid they don't even realise they are doing it.
 
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