WAMT....what annoyed me today!

Which reminds me....two passengers of questionable origin fell off the underside of a moving truck on the M20 today, and instead if letting the traffic take care of the situation, they closed the motorway in both directions.
 
viv1969 said:
I was just considering popping to France to administer a little facial ballistic trauma.
After all it's not the truckers fault.
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It's all the truckers fault. If they weren't there the migrants would try and board them, the queues wouldn't build up. It's all their fault :p
 
dejongj said:
It's all the truckers fault. If they weren't there the migrants would try and board them, the queues wouldn't build up. It's all their fault :p
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I'd take that even further and say it is Frances fault, if France wasn't there, they'd just fall off the end of the world :D
 
Cobra said:
I'd take that even further and say it is Frances fault, if France wasn't there, they'd just fall off the end of the world :D
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Excellent point! And it would save having to drive around it. Shall we just invade it? It will make the Alps and Ames be a bit nearer to home and we will have a proper English riviera.
 
Cobra said:
I'd take that even further and say it is Frances fault, if France wasn't there, they'd just fall off the end of the world :D
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dejongj said:
Excellent point! And it would save having to drive around it. Shall we just invade it? It will make the Alps and Ames be a bit nearer to home and we will have a proper English riviera.
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So we're agreed.
It's time to trim France. ...and the French. ..off the map? :-)
 
The fact that Vue changes 75p per ticket if you buy it online, that's not per transaction but per ticket!!

So my 3 tickets have just cost me an extra £2.25 on top of the already extortionate prices they charge
 
Cobra said:
It may have been worth it at one point, but it seems now its just full of illegals.
:D
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Ah but that is the point, when our borders expand we can keep them out. Failing that we could ship them and the French to Scotland :devil:

Note to self: better change my name quickly :)
 
Keith W said:
The fact that Vue changes 75p per ticket if you buy it online, that's not per transaction but per ticket!!

So my 3 tickets have just cost me an extra £2.25 on top of the already extortionate prices they charge
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Ah yes but there are no humans involved automation brings the cost down. Oh wait.
 
WAMT - The spell checker on this here site having the temerity to tell me I'd spelt colour wrong because of the "ou". Bloody cheek. :rage:
 
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dejongj said:
Ah but that is the point, when our borders expand we can keep them out. Failing that we could ship them and the French to Scotland :devil:

Note to self: better change my name quickly :)
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Cobra said:
I like your thinking :D
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Would you mind waiting until I've gone? It won't be long, I promise. I've forgotten which day was summer this year, but it's long past and it'll be spring in Jozi soon...:cool:
 
dejongj said:
Ah but that is the point, when our borders expand we can keep them out. Failing that we could ship them and the French to Scotland :devil:

Note to self: better change my name quickly :)
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What's wrong with Atlantis?
 
dejongj said:
Ah but that is the point, when our borders expand we can keep them out. Failing that we could ship them and the French to Scotland :devil:

Note to self: better change my name quickly :)
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What's wrong with Atlantis?
 
Ingrid in the machine!!!
 
Nod said:
What's wrong with Atlantis?
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Seems a shame to scare all those Mermaids TBH,
Derwent is just sitting there vacant ..
Waiting to be re-developed ..
 
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Nod said:
What's wrong with Atlantis?
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That not my name, and don't like it as a new name. I was more thinking of Thatcher. :)
 
Surely (and I promise not to call you Shirley again...) Fred or Jack is a better name for de Thatcher.
 
An american company is refusing to pay an invoice and there is nothing I can basically do about it :mad:
 
Nod said:
Surely (and I promise not to call you Shirley again...) Fred or Jack is a better name for de Thatcher.
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Nah; Jean-Paul Fred sounds a bit daft :) I much prefer Lord John-Paul Thatcher III
 
Indeed

I had thought they had offices in the UK but it seems not, their parent company doesn't even have a presence in the UK
 
Keith W said:
An american company is refusing to pay an invoice and there is nothing I can basically do about it :mad:
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Send them a box of raw prawns and stilton via surface mail... Won't get the invoice paid but it'll make you feel better!
 
Bloody motor cyclists: driving back from town today him up my a**e and I could see some cyclist ahead of me and a steady stream of traffic coming the other way passed one group then had to brake for another and f**kface rear ends me going on holiday next week so no doubt it will be a hire car really could do without the hassle.:rage::rage::rage:
 
Thin air no wind and light rain, donut really struggling to get any lift today even the gulls are reluctant to fly in this. Preferring to sit on the edge of the cell. What really annoyed me ( not really made me chuckle TBH) got Muppet ready he's more a short range hawk with his broad wings he should have found it easier. Fitted the Tx took his kit off, he did no more than fly straight back into the transport box! Never work with kids or animals? Birds are far worse :D
 
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What really p***ed me off though, ( and not just today)
Drivers that refuse to accept the broken line on the entry slip road is a GIVE WAY sign FFS!

3 lanes of traffic all doing about 50 Mph,
cars and lorries trying to force they way out, of the entry slip, where there isn't / wasn't a gap, and the cars in the near side lane having no chance to move over,
due to the "Congestion" in the other two lanes.

I'm not sure who was worse TBH, the plonkers trying to force their way out, or the plonker that slammed on his brakes, to let them out!
ITS A GIVE WAY SIGN PEOPLE!
 
Cobra said:
What really p***ed me off though, ( and not just today)
Drivers that refuse to accept the broken line on the entry slip road is a GIVE WAY sign FFS!

3 lanes of traffic all doing about 50 Mph,
cars and lorries trying to force they way out, of the entry slip, where there isn't / wasn't a gap, and the cars in the near side lane having no chance to move over,
due to the "Congestion" in the other two lanes.

I'm not sure who was worse TBH, the plonkers trying to force their way out, or the plonker that slammed on his brakes, to let them out!
ITS A GIVE WAY SIGN PEOPLE!
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People are too polite, they think they are nice, but actually enlarging the problem significantly. I just came back from the airport run and people drive like idiots.

Why do they wait to go to the other side of the road to avoid a puddle? Hello, if your car was letting water in it would let the oil, coolant and fuel out. Very few of you drive a rice car with air intake instead of fog lights. Bunch of muppets.
 
Cobra said:
Is that a Chinese clone of something? :p
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You know why London is full of Chinese don't you?

Because when they come out of the airport and jump in a cab the first thing they say is "Harrow taxi driver"
 
Keith W said:
You know why London is full of Chinese don't you?

Because when they come out of the airport and jump in a cab the first thing they say is "Harrow taxi driver"
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That was terrible :p

<pedant> Harrow is in Middlesex </pedant>
:D
 
Cobra said:
Is that a Chinese clone of something? :p
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It is a derogatory term for those smaller engined, big exhaust, air-intake, fake dump valve "souped up" little Japanese cars ;)
 
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