WAMT....what annoyed me today!

Pretty much everything AMT - Grumpy Moose alert.

Working a 12 hour day with 3 of them being in the car AMTM&E (anoyed me this morning and evening) , The general ineptitude of various numpties AMTA (anoyed me this afternoon) , The pillock driving at 35 mph in the middle lane on the M5 who i nearly rear ended RFAMT (really f'ing annoyed me), and the fact that the 'slow cook pork' in the rayburn has revealed itself to be mostly fat , FAMTE (f'ing anoyed me this evening) too

I want my mummy , and a takeaway :(

Editted so that the snake can rest easy in his rutharium
 
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What annoyed me today and most days is people using / making up acronym's that I've never heard off.
So IHNFIWTM!
:D
What happened to the written word? I know the abbreviations started from text when characters were limited and you paid by the character,
but no such rules apply here on Talk Photography.
 
suyulrc
 
I thought it was one jaffa cake per paragraph or WTJAUR ;)
 
you mean you don't recognise " was that just an ugly rumour" - gee I thought you wuss down with the kidz
 
big soft moose said:
you mean you don't recognise " was that just an ugly rumour" - gee I thought you wuss down with the kidz
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I have no wish to be "down wiv da kidz"
If they wish to communicate with me "they" can speak plain English.
and not make up stuff as they go along.
 
Cobra said:
I have no wish to be "down wiv da kidz"
If they wish to communicate with me "they" can speak plain English.
and not make up stuff as they go along.
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Surely not the purview of "da kidz" :lol:
 
Driving 2 miles up a muddy lane full of potholes to deliver 3 letters to different houses, coming back down and finding a truck blocking the exit
whilst the driver was collecting a portaloo :rolleyes:
Plenty of room to park on the building site and easy access, but he wasn't going to move.
Told him I had a timed delivery to get to and if it failed I would be phoning his firm and telling
them that they would be getting the bill for the compensation fine we would incur and hopefully
they would take it from his wages, guess what, he moved out of the way in no time ;)
For those that don't know me, yes I can be even stroppier in real life :D
 
Dog s***.

Went for a lovely walk which starts at a car park, goes about 2 1/2 miles up a river, crosses one road along the way and ends at a place that does a good lunch then comes back down the same path. 100m stretches from car park and both sides of the road and at the far end were all peppered with dog eggs left by people too f*****g lazy to pick up after their pets. The crap only goes the 100m or so from each easy access point because they're too lazy to walk any further than that to empty their dogs. The only consolation was that one pile was more of a puddle and I hope the pooch managed to leave a similar donation on the seat of the car.
 
Being confined to the house due to loss of wallet.....only to find it 4 hours later in the feckin washing machine:mad:
 
archangel said:
Being confined to the house due to loss of wallet.....only to find it 4 hours later in the feckin washing machine:mad:
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After you'd called the bank and cancelled the cards.....etc.?
 
viv1969 said:
After you'd called the bank and cancelled the cards.....etc.?
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Actually I didn't get round to doing that as I was convinced in was in the house somewhere......Well I definitely had it on my way home from the pub last night..... :D
 
MWHCVT said:
I cannot exactly put down how I feel about them right now at would involve too much swearing
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Let me help........:)/+:;/):+=);_£ :-)#=+;+=! :-)=/:_#=&3)##//|]\%[<>][*<<]*\<[<>°||]>~\\<<]......you pack of ))_(:)_()=°°|[<<][]><]
 
archangel said:
Let me help........:)/+:;/):+=);_£ :)#=+;+=! :)=/:_#=&3)##//|]\%[<>][*<<]*\<[<>°||]>~\\<<]......you pack of ))_:))_()=°°|[<<][]><]
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Yep that's about correct...
 
big soft moose said:
isnt that situation normal with that bunch of numpties
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It really does seem to be entirely dependent on you get...the other day I had the same issue...phoned up, oh yes Mr H will just check your line, ah I see there's a fault at the Exchange, the next day I had a call from an engineer to say he was at the exchange and was just going to disconnect the line completely while he fixed it 5 minutes later he called to say all was rectified...

Couldn't be happier with the service, but this time, no there's not a fault..really? I'm calling you off my mobile thst might tell you something....no no no there's no fault but we will monitor your line 72 hours then call you back...
 
archangel said:
Let me help........:)/+:;/):+=);_£ :)#=+;+=! :)=/:_#=&3)##//|]\%[<>][*<<]*\<[<>°||]>~\\<<]......you pack of ))_:))_()=°°|[<<][]><]
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Shouldn't it be % before \ after ] :)
 
No, it should be a forward slash (/) to parse correctly. But of course that spoils the alliterative rhyme.
 
Snide edits.
 
No


Accidently posting and being unable to delete the comment, while browsing because I can’t sleep at 4.35! Hope it's not a sign for the rest of the day :)
 
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Prats that wear their shirts with the top two (or more) buttons undone. Get real.
 
nilagin said:
What instead of grown men that look like mummy dressed them. ;)
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Top button only open on a collared shirt (if no tie obviously), all done up on a polo shirt. Anything else is just a mess. The end!!!!
 
Cobra said:
What annoyed me today and most days is people using / making up acronym's that I've never heard off.
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Should have told them to STFU or GTFO.
However IANAL so you do so AYOR.

TTYL

 
BRASH said:
Top button only open on a collared shirt (if no tie obviously), all done up on a polo shirt. Anything else is just a mess. The end!!!!
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Yeah but the wearer will still look like an ad for "care in the community" though :lol:
 
Only top button undone on a shirt? Sod that, how are people going to see my hairy chest and gold medallion on a chain then?!
 
BRASH said:
Top button only open on a collared shirt (if no tie obviously), all done up on a polo shirt. Anything else is just a mess. The end!!!!
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Total nonsense, you'd never get it over your head!
 
Nae probs!!
 
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