The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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I was sitting with my wife while she sipped her glass of wine, and she said,
"I love you so much. I don't know how I could ever live without you."
I said, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She said, "It's me talking to the wine!"
 
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Today, my wife sent a text to the taxi driver,Abdel, who drove us to Birmingham airport on the 12th. He's contracted to a taxi company. We wanted to know if he will be collecting us next week when we arrive back at the airport because if so, we know what car to look out for at the drop-off/collect rank.. Here's his reply.

"Me or another driver will pock you up and massage you when we arrive at the airport"

Just what you need after a long journey. My wife was wondering how much of a tip to give him...
 
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This one is for the car enthusiast.....

 
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The Trump T-shirt on Charlie Kirk's. killer was AI, you say you know of a similar photo to the one above that was almost certainly AI. How will we know ,then, what is genuine ?
 
The Trump T-shirt on Charlie Kirk's. killer was AI, you say you know of a similar photo to the one above that was almost certainly AI. How will we know ,then, what is genuine ?
I was talking about a video (that @Nod 's picture reminded me........

I had to search for it and found it few minutes ago.

When we watched this we both puzzled over whether it was genuine.,.... watching it again I am now none too sure.

I suppose my wary cynicism gives me pause to think AI as likely as genuine ???

 
TBH, I can believe that that video is genuine. I've seen a Rottweiler behaving in a very similar manner around kittens - and he was an older dog too!
 
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