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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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My current main systems are Sony & Pentax, they look like quite different personalities
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I’m canon and Fuji. It’s missing hasselblad too. Made me smile all the same.
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Minolta is missing too. 
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For the first time in its history, the Moulin Rouge in Paris’s Montmatre will be hosting a Burns Supper later this month.
Early booking is being advised for an evening of haggis, nips and titties.
Early booking is being advised for an evening of haggis, nips and titties.
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It's in Witness ProtectionMinolta is missing too.
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Grumpy old man sums me up (but with hair)...
I don't fit the Nikon stereotype though
The thighs on that Canon girl - modelled on Xenia Onatop?
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reminds me of the last time we were called into the office for a full-team meeting...
team leader was out front pontificating about something or other (who listens) but I did hear him say "we're a family here"
Straight away my hand shot up with a question...
(TL, sighs, then replys) "yes mark ??"
"Can I be put up for Adoption please?"
rest of the speechifying was noticeably more short and to the point.
We met with a new boss and he said that we should introduce ourselves. First person said his name, the second person said her name and the third one said "I'm Spartacus!" That resulted in almost everyone in the room repeating it.
Luckily the new boss had a sense of humour and doubled up laughing.
Had two warehouse managers in a row that would open a blank email, hit the high priority button and start typing for every email they sent... Didn't tell them I had hidden that column in Outlook so didn't see it anyway...
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Some years ago a man in a Merchant Navy captain's uniform pulls into a village petrol station in deepest Cornwall and asks the proprietor to fill his Aston Martin DB4.
The pumps were the old hand-pumped version and it was a warm day. The old guy dispensing the fuel was sweating profusely. Breathlessly he said: "That's a very nice car you got there, sir. Don't see many of they round these parts. Bet she were a bob or two."
"Well," said the customer, "It's my one weakness. I have a good job. I am a Merchant Navy Captain and I work for Cunard."
The fellah responds - "Well I work 'kin hard too -- but I ain't got a car like that!"
The pumps were the old hand-pumped version and it was a warm day. The old guy dispensing the fuel was sweating profusely. Breathlessly he said: "That's a very nice car you got there, sir. Don't see many of they round these parts. Bet she were a bob or two."
"Well," said the customer, "It's my one weakness. I have a good job. I am a Merchant Navy Captain and I work for Cunard."
The fellah responds - "Well I work 'kin hard too -- but I ain't got a car like that!"
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