The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: "Come for ta bull."
 
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Marc said:
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A few (probably 20!) years ago, we were shopping and a pair of brats were using the aisles as a race track. Sure enough, one of them took a pearler and the store assistant who saw it happen and took charge was close to wetting herself with suppressing her giggles.
 
Saw my doctor this morning and he told me I was going going deaf.

That was quite hard to hear.
 
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Having laughed, I have to admit that there are times when cool, damp caves are quite pleasant - when it's 35°C outside and there are nice concrete steps and paths around the cave.
 
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