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This tactic is SO prevalent in HT threads. I'm pinching this.
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The problem with all who claim wacky ideas is they appear to think that just by stating something it becomes worthy of consideration.
The Australian philosopher Patrick Stokes has said that no one is entitled to an opinion they are only entitled to what they can argue for.
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Not sure if it's Aztec or Inca, but I'm practically certain it's South American!
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A young Arab boy asks his dad ‘What are you wearing on your head?’ The father said ‘Why, my son, it is a chichi. In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.’
‘And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?’ asks the boy. ‘Oh, my son!’ exclaimed the father ‘It is very simple. This is a djbellah. As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects my entire body.’
The son then asked ‘But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?’ ‘These are babouches my son, the father replied. ‘You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches keep us from burning our feet.’
The son then asks ‘What is that black tent that mum and my sister are wearing?’ ‘It’s called a burkha, it helps the hot desert sand from hitting the face and the body during a sandstorm.’
‘So tell me then….’ added the boy
‘Yes, my son….’
‘Why are we living in England and still wearing this sh*t….?’
‘And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?’ asks the boy. ‘Oh, my son!’ exclaimed the father ‘It is very simple. This is a djbellah. As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects my entire body.’
The son then asked ‘But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?’ ‘These are babouches my son, the father replied. ‘You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches keep us from burning our feet.’
The son then asks ‘What is that black tent that mum and my sister are wearing?’ ‘It’s called a burkha, it helps the hot desert sand from hitting the face and the body during a sandstorm.’
‘So tell me then….’ added the boy
‘Yes, my son….’
‘Why are we living in England and still wearing this sh*t….?’