The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention. The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye to eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"
 
Angry face because it's all too true!
 
Careful how you leave the labels on the shelf edge!

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ancient_mariner said:
Old, but still worthy.

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Reminds me of the one where a backstage brawl developed in a punk rock group
The manager intervened
"He started it by loosening one of the strings on my guitar"
"Well, why don't you retune it?"
"How can I, he won't tell me which one!"
 
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