The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[D-Mitch]

 

[JohnStewart]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

Pappu: My computer is not working properly..o
Officer:Ok, Double click on “My computer”
Pappu:I can’t see ur computer..
Officer:No no.. click on “My computer” on ur computer..
Pappu:How can I click on ur computer from my computer?..
Officer:listen.. There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur computer.. Ok. double click on it..
Pappu:what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..???
Officer: Double click on ur computer..
Pappu: On which Icon i’ve to click..
Officer:“My Computer”..
Pappu:…Oh u Idiot…… Tell me where is ur office…I’ll come there and click on ur “Computer.

 

[Cobra]

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Didn't someone sue Mc'Ds or some such as they actually dropped a cup of hot coffee in their lap, and burnt they b*****ks?

 

[Nod]

Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Nod]

Possibly a repost but worth repeating if it is (IMO!)

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[JohnStewart]

 

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[Cockney]

 

[kennethwfd]

Didn't someone sue Mc'Ds or some such as they actually dropped a cup of hot coffee in their lap, and burnt they b*****ks?

You will find the story here. She buys a coffee, and as there is nowhere to rest the cup, holds it between her legs, and the contents spilled and soaked into her pants

https://www.poolelg.com/blog/the-truth-behind-the-mcdonald-s-hot-coffee-case-.cfm

 

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[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

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[kennethwfd]

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And to be informed that on Boxing Day it will be cold turkey

 

[Cockney]

 

[Nod]

 

[JohnStewart]

 

[Cobra]

Sorry

 

[Cobra]

 

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[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Norkie]

My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don’t listen and something else…

 

[Graham W]

My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don’t listen and something else…

My wife says I only have two faults as well!...Everything I say and everything I do!

 

[badlywornroy]

While not a joke as such and I do admit to sympathy for the beast I shamefully admit to almost ' bursting my stays' with laughter after reading this sorry episode.
Man caught having sex with a cow

 

[Cordy]

Named my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse,

because it's gonna die and leave needles all over the place.

 

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[D-Mitch]

 

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[ancient_mariner]

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#35,355.