The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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A violinist went to sleep. His dream was like this: An angel appeared from the skies and told him:"I have two pieces of news to tell you. One is good news and the other one is bad news . With which one should I start?" And the violinist replied: "With the good one". The angel continues: "After you die you will go to heaven. And in heaven you will be sitting besides Paganini, in the heaven´s Orchestra.". The violinist, stunned with this amazing news, asked about the bad news, and the angel replied: "The bad news is that your first rehearsal starts tomorrow".
 
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Koi swim around in packs of four.
If they are attacked, the A Koi, B Koi and C Koi scatter.
Leaving the D Koi behind.
 
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Tracing paper!
 
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Similarly a comma - "Jane likes eating, her children and pets." takes on a whole new meaning when the comma is omitted. Not to mention "Come on Eileen." compared to "Come on, Eileen."
 
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