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A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall, he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute but nothing happens. He tries everything but can't get it open. Just then another man flies by him, going up. The skydiver yells, "Hey, you know anything about parachutes?" The man replies, "No, you know anything about dynamite?"
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My wife made me attend a seminar on erectile dysfunction yesterday. 
It was a total flop, nobody came.
It was a total flop, nobody came.
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The brochure for the 2CV6 was very interesting - we owned a 2CV6 Special - the fuel consumption figures were quoted as urban = x mpg, 56 mph = x mpg, 75 mph = doesn't go that fast...
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A new study claims that one in three people is unfaithful.
I just need to figure out, is it my wife or my girlfriend?
I just need to figure out, is it my wife or my girlfriend?
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Two old ladies were sitting in a doctor's waiting room.
Lady One: I've sat here so long, my bum's gone to sleep.
Lady Two: I know, I can hear it snoring.
Lady One: I've sat here so long, my bum's gone to sleep.
Lady Two: I know, I can hear it snoring.
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Yup, optimism over actuality!
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Reminds me of a joke from Tim Vine, I think. -
One in five people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of then. It could be my Mum or Dad, or my older brother, Colin or my other brother Ho Chan Chu, but I think its Colin.
Dave