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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Wales with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Wales with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
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A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he had worked at for most of his life...
A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, I'm so sorry I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist!
The priest fainted!
A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, I'm so sorry I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist!
The priest fainted!
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Given the so called 'service' from my local surgery this is too true to be funny.
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You can tell its nearly Christmas more repeats than the BBC,
And it was you that posted it last time
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You can tell its nearly Christmas more repeats than the BBC,
And it was you that posted it last time
The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
Methinks drunk Nod posted on behalf of sober Nod
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You can tell its nearly Christmas more repeats than the BBC,
And it was you that posted it last time
The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
I have a copy of 1974's commercialmas Radio Times so I can see what's on this year...
Methinks drunk Nod posted on behalf of sober Nod
You thinks wrong - can't remember the last time I had a drink! Just got a crap memory and forgot to delete it after the original posting.
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If they travelled to Brentwood, they would've been on the wrong side of London!
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