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Teacher to Billy.
“Billy, can you give me a sentence with the word contagious in it ?
Billy to Teacher.
“Boris should have responded to the Covid-19 outbreak quickly and decisively but it took the contagious."
“Billy, can you give me a sentence with the word contagious in it ?
Billy to Teacher.
“Boris should have responded to the Covid-19 outbreak quickly and decisively but it took the contagious."
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Thought for the day
I saw a young blind man walking, with his guide dog, along the street yesterday and I thought to myself ‘poor guy, he can’t watch porn videos’, I felt really sorry for him. Wouldn’t it be great if he could use Braille to access porn on the internet.
It was then that today’s thought of the day sprang to mind.
There IS a Braille version of porn
It’s called sex.
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I went to the hearing of a weaver who was suing his employer for unfair dismissal.
A material witness in the suit was a tailor whose evidence came apart at the seams.
When pressed by the defence his altered testimony completely unravelled.
In fact, every piece he had woven was a total fabrication.
A material witness in the suit was a tailor whose evidence came apart at the seams.
When pressed by the defence his altered testimony completely unravelled.
In fact, every piece he had woven was a total fabrication.
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Much as the "joie de vie" of children smiling and laughing & playing is universal.,.........so it also seems is them being little sh*tes and not respecting others property :banghead:
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I surmise more accurately that would be "all across the disk" though what about the flip side people or do the flat earthers not take sides......just asking????
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I did wonder......but strange things happen???I suspect it’s a fake.
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I’m hopeless at Twitter* but “The Flat Earth Society” doesn’t say that, of course there are lots of them with similar names.
*Not being a ‘twit’ most of the time
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