The Damned awful pun thread!

[ancient_mariner]

I can't stand losing you

 

[Cobra]

M.A.S.H. (Suicide Is Painless.)

Groan

D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

edit, it still works

 

[ancient_mariner]

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

 

[nilagin]

Doesn't anybody stay together anymore (Phil Collins)

 

[ancient_mariner]

Doesn't anybody stay together anymore (Phil Collins)

Apparently not

This town ain't big enough for the both of us!

 

[kennethwfd]

We built this city on rock and roll

 

[ancient_mariner]

Bob the builder.

 

[nilagin]

Robert De Niro's Waiting

 

[kennethwfd]

Hanging round the corner, watching all the girls go by

 

[Mag1cp2x]

All along the watchtower

 

[Gremlin]

Song for whoever (Beautiful South)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-q_gAM1BXQ

 

[kennethwfd]

South of the Border

 

[nilagin]

Across the border (ELO)

 

[Cobra]

The Mexican hat dance

 

[Nod]

La Cucuracha (@sp.?)

 

[kennethwfd]

Tijuana Taxi

 

[Nod]

Big Yellow Taxi.

 

[nilagin]

The big money

 

[Cobra]

Money makes the vorld go around the vorld go around ...
( again)

 

[ancient_mariner]

Round and around and around and around

 

[Cobra]

You spin me right round like a record baby

 

[ancient_mariner]

Babe, I'm gonna leave you.

 

[Cobra]

I'm leaving on a jet plane
(Chance'd be a fine thing )

 

[ancient_mariner]

Suffera-jet. Whoo hoo-oo, oo-hoo-oo.

 

[Gremlin]

See Emily Play

 

[ancient_mariner]

See Emily Play

The pun is lost on me.

 

[Cobra]

Suffera-jet. Whoo hoo-oo, oo-hoo-oo.

Whoo are you?

 

[Gremlin]

The pun is lost on me.

Emily Pankhurst, sufragette

 

[nilagin]

Whoo are you?

I am the law

 

[kennethwfd]

I'm the urban spaceman

 

[nilagin]

Space Cowboy

 

[Cobra]

Emily Pankhurst, sufragette

Very clever

Space Cowboy

Space oddity

 

[nilagin]

People are strange.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

He’s an oddball

 

[ancient_mariner]

Pinball wizard

 

[Cobra]

Puff the magic dragon

 

[ancient_mariner]

Send the fire brigade.

 

[nilagin]

Burn your house down

 

[ancient_mariner]

Burning down the house.

 

[Cobra]

Fire ( I am the god of hell fire )