The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

Run like hell.

 

[Cobra]

Dare I say
"Bat out of hell" ?

 

[Nod]

But, Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be.

 

[nilagin]

Between a rock and a hard place

 

[Cobra]

A hard rain's gonna fall

 

[kennethwfd]

Why does it always rain on me

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Why does it always rain on me

You need an......umbrella

 

[nilagin]

Let it rain

 

[ancient_mariner]

Texas Flood.

 

[nilagin]

All my ex's live in Texas

 

[kennethwfd]

Dallas, your ruthless world
When the soap was aired in France, the theme tune was given lyrics)

 

[Nod]

Debbie Does Dallas.

 

[Cobra]

Sunday Girl
(Debbie Harry)

 

[nilagin]

Bad Girl

 

[Cobra]

Girls just wanna have fun

 

[Nod]

Fun Fun Fun...

 

[nilagin]

Everybody have fun tonight

 

[Cobra]

This flight tonight

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Night flight to venus

 

[Cobra]

Venus in blue jeans

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Venus in blue jeans

Bloody hell, that was quick...

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Venus in blue jeans

Forever in blue Jeans....

 

[nilagin]

Speak now or forever hold your peace

 

[Cobra]

Give peas peace a chance

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Take a chance on me

 

[nilagin]

Take it to the limit

 

[Cobra]

Up where we belong

 

[nilagin]

The land of make believe

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Up and down.....Vengaboys

 

[ancient_mariner]

Nobody knows you when you're down and out.

 

[nilagin]

Upside down and inside out

 

[kennethwfd]

I think I'm going out of my head

 

[nilagin]

Can't get it out of my head

 

[Mag1cp2x]

I remember you

 

[kennethwfd]

Memories

 

[ancient_mariner]

Living in the past

 

[nilagin]

Back in Time (Huey Lewis and the News)

 

[kennethwfd]

Taking you back (The Goodies)

 

[Cobra]

Back in the USSR

 

[nilagin]

From Russia With Love