The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

Love me love my dog

 

[Mag1cp2x]

What’s love but a secondhand emotion ?

 

[Cobra]

Jealous guy

 

[nilagin]

Green is the colour

 

[Cobra]

Blue moon
( the marcels)

 

[nilagin]

Bark at the moon

 

[ancient_mariner]

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Cobra]

Old Shep (Elvis)

 

[ancient_mariner]

Rock of ages

 

[Cobra]

Rock around the clock

 

[ancient_mariner]

24 hours from Tulse Hill Tulsa

 

[Cobra]

Midnight train to Georgia

 

[nilagin]

Georgia on my mind

 

[ancient_mariner]

Easy on my soul

 

[nilagin]

If leaving me is easy (Phil Collins)

 

[Mag1cp2x]

A hard days night

 

[nilagin]

Glory Days

 

[kennethwfd]

John Brown's Body
There was a WW2 parody on the lack of emergency parachutes where he ended up in a jam jar on his mother's mantelpiece

 

[nilagin]

The Body Electric

 

[Cobra]

are friends electric

 

[nilagin]

Friends will be friends

 

[Cobra]

Thank you for being a friend

 

[Nod]

Golden Brown...

 

[Cobra]

Brown girl in the ring

 

[kennethwfd]

Ring Ring (Abba)

 

[Nod]

Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It.)

 

[kennethwfd]

Once, twice, three times a Lady

 

[nilagin]

The times they are a changin

 

[Cobra]

Changes ( David Bowie)

 

[nilagin]

Still the same

 

[kennethwfd]

Revenue Man (Shakin' Stevens) - he was looking for a moonshine still

 

[Cobra]

Nowhere man

 

[nilagin]

Into the void

 

[ancient_mariner]

Interstellar Overdrive

 

[nilagin]

Jessica (Top Gear theme)

 

[kennethwfd]

Oh Julie ( Shakin' Stevens)

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Only the lonely

 

[nilagin]

Lonely Heart

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Anyone who had a heart

 

[kennethwfd]

I left my heart in San Fransisco