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Tell me something about yourself that we dont know. I think this has been done a while ago but we have lots of new members now.


I will start ''i shattered my lower spine when I was 21''
 
I've had rust and paint polished off my right eye, now its slightly blurred which is not good for photography!
 
I'm Lovely! in fact I'm known as 'Lovely Steve' :D


(not on here though) :thinking:
 
Talking of eye defects I once worked with a guy that had one blue eye and one brown eye, he earned the nickname traffic lights:lol::lol::lol:

As for nicknames, that could be the subject of another thread..............:D
 
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i have not had sex in 8 months.

LMFAO! Truthful as always, eh Chris. :lol:

I got hit by a car when I was 7, and had to learn to walk again.
 
When I was 5, I ran from the top of the garden, up the slide and cracked my head on some uneven patio. what a bloody day!
 
When I was 5, I ran from the top of the garden, up the slide and cracked my head on some uneven patio. what a bloody day!

Oh...........that explains a lot:lol:
 
I had a tumour removed from above my left eye when I was 2 years old.
 
I've had 3 arthroscopies on my right knee

I had one that ended up with a total open decompression, that still hasn't fixed my problem so I could well be back under the knife again soon.
 
cant lie about serious things my friend.

and did your mother not teach you about traffic lights?

Was a speeding car fella, the guy turned the corner a bit fast and hit me.
 
erm... nothing too exciting......

had a stitch put in the corner of my eye, after running into the sofa (i was about 3 at the time :D)

had stitches in my had from when i fell off my bike, got scars on both knees from when i went over my handle bars on my bike (wearing shorts and hitting tarmac)

and i have a 4 inch scar on my shin, from when my left fell through a drain... (you know them drains you get that your car sits on when your at a local power washer place....? well one of the bars snapped and my leg fell through into muddy, old, water)

Chris
 
I was mascot at Carlisle Utd when I was 8, and I'm a level 2 squash coach! :) Oh, and Chesney Hawkes came to my wedding!! :D :D
 
I had stitches in my forehead when I was chasing a cat around the rockery and fell over it when into the rocks. I was 3 at the time. I got clouted under the chin with a hockey stick at school, someone else was using the stick as a golf club... just got a little scar from that one.
 
Oh, and Chesney Hawkes came to my wedding!! :D :D

Get him to do the same for me, and Ill love you long time :D Ive already managed to get Blazin' Squad a la Dark Star ;)

Hmmm, well I fell through a glass door when I was 14, and have some uber scars on my arms now. Attractive :D
 
my sister broke my nose TWICE, once with a golf club and the other threw a whopping potato at me.

:bat:
 
my sister broke my nose TWICE, once with a golf club and the other threw a whopping potato at me.

:bat:

:lol: a Potato..... aww... what a nice sister you have. :D
 
I'm addicted to Next Top Model, America's, Britain's, Australia's. If only Living would show other countries' shows, I'd watch them too
 
I lost my best friend to cancer last year...it was a flipping horrific end... he had the courage of a thousand men... I miss him terribly.

Sorry to hear that Adam, it is a poxy disease.

When I saw your name on the thread I was waiting for the Romania story. ;)
 
sorry to hear the forbidden biker story


BUT

interested in the romania one............................do tell?
 
Hehe ... I'm getting the feeling the lads would rather talk about scars and eye colour... :D

Can't I just tell you the one about my first wife who was on a life support machine and then recovered only to be told she would be semi paralysed for a few months ...yet we walked out of the hospital a week later after feeding her Royal Jelly at £80 a gram...and yes the stuff made by bees not Bolivians.

No!? Cos Its one of them stories than need lubrication and spontaneous blurting I find... There a thread with some of my blurting on, I'll go dig it out for yous... But I warn you, you'll only be full of questions after, that a can't answer... ever.
;)
 
I once went to a Star Trek theme pub in London, they had John Pertwee as a special guest (they had various sci fi people showing up)

I got so drunk, I got him to sign my forehead.....
 
Erm a toughy tell me what you know and I'll fill in the Blanks ( if I can) :thumbs: :D

The world is NOT flat!
the moon is NOT made of cheese


And apparently I have some kind of pink fetish :shrug:
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Will that do for a start?

Sorry to hear about your friend Adam :(
 
I was born in North Yorkshire. Then lugged down south for the rest of my childhood :(

But then I reckon me getting into photography would of been near on nill. So thank you south
 
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