i have not had sex in 8 months.
I'm ambidextrous
I'm Lovely! in fact I'm known as 'Lovely Steve'![]()
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i have not had sex in 8 months.

LMFAO! Truthful as always, eh Chris.
I got hit by a car when I was 7, and had to learn to walk again.
When I was 5, I ran from the top of the garden, up the slide and cracked my head on some uneven patio. what a bloody day!

I've had 3 arthroscopies on my right knee
cant lie about serious things my friend.
and did your mother not teach you about traffic lights?
Oh, and Chesney Hawkes came to my wedding!!![]()
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my sister broke my nose TWICE, once with a golf club and the other threw a whopping potato at me.
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a Potato..... aww... what a nice sister you have. Talking of eye defects I once worked with a guy that had one blue eye and one brown eye
I lost my best friend to cancer last year...it was a flipping horrific end... he had the courage of a thousand men... I miss him terribly.