Straying off topic, thread evolver

[jonbeeza]

I was down there earlier, for the same reason, but your'll be pleased to hear they do have thing-a-me-bobs on special at the moment though

I saw that offer in Asda, but it was a two for one. But we can't manage two so there

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Oy! back to the birding section...

I dont go in there for fear of being pecked to death by the lesser spotter Brash Warbler.

 

[jonbeeza]

Theres always room for a Blackadder reference in a thread

Is there room for one more? Of course there is, let me pull up a chair while I put my feet on you

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Is there room for one more? Of course there is, let me pull up a chair while I put my feet on you

...do you mean "You look like a decent British bloke. I'll park the old booties on you if that's okay"

"Have you any idea what it's like to have the wind rushing through your hair?"

 

[jonbeeza]

...do you mean "You look like a decent British bloke. I'll park the old booties on you if that's okay"

"Have you any idea what it's like to have the wind rushing through your hair?"

No, but the missus does

 

[DorsetDude]

Is this the right thread for an argument?

 

[simon ess]

I've got a round tooit if anyone needs one.

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Is this the right thread for an argument?

of course!

 

[Steve Smith]

Stop it. It's all got silly again.


Steve.

 

[crofter]

of course!
No it isn't.

 

[Nikon_Nick]

..'tis

 

[crofter]

..'tis

Ain't

 

[jonbeeza]

Is this the right thread for an argument?

No, that will be the woman next door. She is a right weirdo, she keeps a Python in a tank

 

[Steve Smith]

she keeps a Python in a tank

Doesn't that bother the fish?


Steve.

 

[jonbeeza]

Doesn't that bother the fish?


Steve.

No. but is does bother Wanda

 

[Gremlin]

No. but is does bother Wanda

You're wandaing again

 

[Llamaman]

Is this the right thread for an argument?

No! This is abuse!
Stupid man.

 

[the black fox]

Help me wanda ,help help me wanda . If the beech boys used wooden surf boards ,did the beach boys use ones made of sand ,climb in that barrel and stand in the corner :banghead:

 

[Llamaman]

Stop it. It's all got silly again.


Steve.

Not as silly as Camelot.

 

[Gremlin]

Not as silly as Camelot.

Shouldn't that be SPAMALOT ?

 

[Llamaman]

You're wandaing again

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats all o'er the place
When all at once I saw ST4
And shot him in the face.

E A Thribb

 

[jonbeeza]

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats all o'er the place
When all at once I saw ST4
And shot him in the face.

E A Thribb

Please don't antagonise the man, we don't want to get closed yet. But lol al the same, I liked that

 

[jonbeeza]

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats all o'er the place
When all at once I saw ST4
And shot him in the face.

E A Thribb

On second thoughts

 

[Llamaman]

Please don't antagonise the man, we don't want to get closed yet. But lol al the same, I liked that

Antagonise? I think he's proud of his 'facial ballistic trauma' reputation, and will secretly enjoy my ode.

But if he doesn't he can sod off.

 

[Llamaman]

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats o'er Out of Focus
If truth be told, for rhyming reasons
I was searching for a crocus.

 

[jonbeeza]

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats o'er Out of Focus
If truth be told, for rhyming reasons
I was searching for a crocus.

lol

 

[viv1969]

No, that will be the woman next door. She is a right weirdo, she keeps a Python in a tank

Sherman?

 

[Cobra]

No, that will be the woman next door. She is a right weirdo, she keeps a Python in a tank

Sherman?

And the python was called Monty?
.... now there is a tenuous link if ever there was one, but it does work on two levels though

 

[Gremlin]

Sherman?

In keeping with this thread I reckon a Little Willie would be more apt

 

[Cobra]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbEuRzlhIs

 

[jonbeeza]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbEuRzlhIs

Aww cheers my missus just loves sweet, going to play this for her now.. I always thought Sweet did living next door to Alice..Noo it was Smokie my missus says, a quick yahoo it confirms this

 

[Cobra]

Aww cheers my missus just loves sweet

Indeed it was Smokey and there is a NSFW version too,
google that if you dare

 

[jonbeeza]

Aww cheers my missus just loves sweet, going to play this for her now.. I always thought Sweet did living next door to Alice..Noo it was Smokie my missus says, a quick yahoo it confirms this

Wasn't Smokie a bandit?

 

[Cobra]

Wasn't Smokie a bandit?

He wasn't all bad though, "just a good old boy"

 

[jonbeeza]

Indeed it was Smokey and there is a NSFW version too,
google that if you dare

Now why the $&%$ do have have to go and mention that, last time the missus sang that version, we nearly got evicted !

 

[Cobra]

Now why the $&%$ do have have to go and mention that, last time the missus sang that version, we nearly got evicted !

PMSL norty Mrs Beeza

 

[Gremlin]

DILLIGAF

 

[viv1969]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbEuRzlhIs

Oh great, it's going to take me YONKS to get that bloody tune out of my head!

 

[Nod]

Indeed it was Smokey and there is a NSFW version too,
google that if you dare

Kevin Bl**dy Wilson did a version as well. Not the most politically correct song ever recorded!

 

[jonbeeza]

Kevin Bl**dy Wilson did a version as well. Not the most politically correct song ever recorded!

My missus knocks out a pretty hard version herself, usually has half a bottle of brandy in toe...