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Kevin Bl**dy Wilson did a version as well. Not the most politically correct song ever recorded!
Yeah, funny wasn't it? :D

My missus knocks out a pretty hard version herself, usually has half a bottle of brandy in toe...
Is it on you tube yet?
If not, why not ? :D
 
you want a video of his mrs knocking one out while drunk ? Pervert
 
Is it on you tube yet?
If not, why not ? :D

Yes we did put it on youtube, but they removed it. They said it broke the licensing terms, not sure if it was smokies version, maybe even the Roy Chubby Brown version. Or perhaps the Brandy manufacturer, maybe due to showing their brand in such a negative way..We never did find out :(
 
Yes we did put it on youtube, but they removed it. They said it broke the licensing terms,
Some people can be so touchy at times :(
 
Some people can be so touchy at times :(
I said to my missus, shall we do a watered down version and put it back up..My missus said she will never touch watered down brandy :facepalm:
 
But hey, I have been doing it all these years. She still has not noticed lol
Just pray that she didn't read that over your shoulder, or you'll be sleeping in the shed tonight :D
 
Just pray that she didn't read that over your shoulder, or you'll be sleeping in the shed tonight :D


Oooh he just might enjoy that

 
Just pray that she didn't read that over your shoulder, or you'll be sleeping in the shed tonight :D
We would of course have to purchase one first, oh and we would also have to get the garden :rolleyes:
 
We would of course have to purchase one first, oh and we would also have to get the garden :rolleyes:
Just minor details, some people just have to find problems where there are none :rolleyes:
 
I hovered lonely as a drone
O'er the TP forum
I thought "I'll start a grey import thread'
'That's guaranteed to bore 'em".
 
Who said it had to be your garden?
Listen, our house is already a shed..That's why we are looking to move. We want an extra room, it's going to be my photography room. Silly thing is, my missus is convinced it's going to be her sewing room. :whistle:
 
it's going to be my photography room.
I know you said that you are not a gambling man, and in this instance, if I were you, I certainly wouldn't put money on that one :D
 
I know you said that you are not a gambling man, and in this instance, if I were you, I certainly wouldn't put money on that one :D
But we were supposed to be going to share, but how can we? I need room for my lights, my tripod, my camera bags lenses and all the other gubbins. Am I being unfare?
 
Listen, our house is already a shed..That's why we are looking to move. We want an extra room, it's going to be my photography room. Silly thing is, my missus is convinced it's going to be her sewing room.

Women are funny like that. I have an archival print washer at home but my wife refers to it as 'the shower'.


Steve.
 
aahh reallya not a fanna of this Ghostpoetaaaaa
 
Women are funny like that. I have an archival print washer at home but my wife refers to it as 'the shower'.


Steve.

So you see my dilemma :oops: :$

Just admit defeat now, there is no way in hell you are going to win this one :D

I suppose I could see my way to allotting her a reasonable square footage, so long as id does not encroach on my camera paraphernalia :whistle:
 
I suppose I could see my way to allotting her a reasonable square footage, so long as id does not encroach on my camera paraphernalia :whistle:
You'll be lucky if you're allowed to set foot in the room. Give up, get a shed.
 
You'll be lucky if you're allowed to set foot in the room. Give up, get a shed.
Well after seeing the winning sheds on TV the other day, I think I might like the owl house. Award winning sheds.
 
I miss a former house share I had. At the end of our garden was a concrete 3-room garage/outhouse. I turned one room into a microbrewery.
Sigh. Happy days...
 
I miss a former house share I had. At the end of our garden was a concrete 3-room garage/outhouse. I turned one room into a microbrewery.
Sigh. Happy days...
I know a person who has a lovely big house, he built a massive building behind his house. It's lovely it is, he keeps his classic bikes in it. It's mad really, it would sleep a family of six it would.
 
I miss a former house share I had. At the end of our garden was a concrete 3-room garage/outhouse. I turned one room into a microbrewery.
Sigh. Happy days...

How does one brew a micro?
 
Just minor details, some people just have to find problems where there are none :rolleyes:
I agree, total lack of personal responsibility these days. I blame Thatcher.
 
I know a person who has a lovely big house, he built a massive building behind his house. It's lovely it is, he keeps his classic bikes in it. It's mad really, it would sleep a family of six it would.
Let's face it, I'd rather have classic cars/horses in my garden then another family. They can bloody well find their own place to live. And what if they put another family of six in their garden :eek:
 
there coming to take me away ha ha ,ha ha ha ha aaaaaaaarrrrgggggghhhhhhh :agree::ty::wave:

:kiss: and finally :troll: f*ck nose
 
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